alanise

Alanise is a cute girl, even though she dosen’t like what you like, she will try to stay on topic. She will always make you smile. She might be complicated sometimes but later she will explain why.

Hi
Bro my alanise is so cool

by : Damn my Sister alanise,cool March 11, 2018

Alanii

Alanii is a sweet, kind, and respectful person. She has poofy, curly hair. And a bubbly personality. She is often either serious or silly. Always pretty smart. Always underestimated, though. She is extremely beautiful, inside and out. Never leaves someone behind. Very classy. She got the fatty and she cute as hell. Always trustworthy, will never tell another soul.

Alanii is literally my best friend.

Alanii is so cute in that dress like yass, sus.

by Nerdy caaaandy🤓😂🤣 April 5, 2017

Dirty Alanis

When ur girl cuts her wrist and she dribbles the blood into a syringe. And she then proceeds to inject it into your erect penis, then when she gives you a blow job/ oral sex or anal. Then after she has make u ejaculate multiple times with her wet pussy or slobbery mouth, your condom should be full of a mixture of her blood and your cum. Then you freeze it in the freezer and she then uses it on you like a dildo making your ass hairs freeze, until it melts all over and inside your ass then she licks your ass clean swallowing it in the process

Me and my girl are going to try dirty Alanis tonight

by Dan with a pan March 22, 2022

Alanis Morissette

A canadian dancer who later became a singer and an actress who is totaly bitchen!

Alanis Morissette kicks canadian ass!

by LClaire August 27, 2005

Alanis

A girl that likes getting slapped on the ass by short blonde guys. Probably has a minion fetish and probably speaks some foreign language. An illegal immigrant. Hella fun to be around though and lowkey a goddess, even though she can be creepy sometimes

Person 1: "Oh do you see that girl, Alanis?"
Person 2: "Yeah she needs to stop sucking off that yellow little Steve minion man"

by iheartpoachedeggs September 2, 2019

Alannis

Alannis is a girl that loves spending time with you and by herself. She's willing to do whatever you want if it will bring joy in both your lives. Her smile is big and bright, you can feel her kindness just by seeing her and you know you can count on her whenever you need help or comfort.

I love you Alannis, much more that I love myself

by Zeaarry January 30, 2020

Alanis

A person who is hyperactive while high. May also be described as the name of a lesbian.

1: Hey did you go to the show last night?
2: Yeah. She was being Alanis.
1: Lol.

by Funkyphresh February 24, 2013