Al Gore

"It's the Electoral vote that counts.That's our system and we ought to abide by it!" -- Al Gore

"We ought to abide by it - Jen-ny..."

by Al "Forrest Gump" Gore October 22, 2004

Al Gore

I own my own shrimpin business.

I'm Al Gore and my mama always said life is like a box of chocolates.

by Al Gore February 4, 2005

Al Gore

Al Gore did claim to invent the internet while he was in the Senate. The quote can be heard by downloading from Bearshare, Kazaa, Ares or pretty much any file sharing program.

Al Gore made a complete ass of himself and even managed to lose to Bush. Unreal.

by Jim Ignatauski July 4, 2005

Al Gore

A politican who ran for president of the United States in 2000. He has never gotten over the fact that he lost, and will still make comments on the election, even though it has been a good 5+ years. He also has an obsession with global warming.

Al Gore has a new movie, called "An Inconvenient Truth", which, inconveniently, happens to be a movie filled with charts and graphs, and has no entertainment value.

by startpanicing August 26, 2006

Al Gore

A man who ISN'T and NEVER was President of the United States, contrary to popular belief by numerous liberals and other angry Democrats. This man is a total jackass, and we all know that he did NOT invent the internet.

Al Gore is a damned fool. He doesn't even truly represent his own state (Tennessee) either; he spent most of his life in a political atmosphere with his daddy in Washington!

by Fan of Survivor (the band) May 15, 2005

Al Gore Failure Beard

An Al Gore failure beard is the cloak of shame worn by men who have been unemployed for over 90 days and don't have any job leads. I also used it for hopeless people and institutions.

"My dad's job search isn't going well. He is rocking an Al Gore failure beard."

"My buddy got laid off last year, and spends a lot of time on LinkedIn. He'll have to shave his Al Gore failure beard when he finally gets an interview."

"My flight was canceled last night, even though we only had an inch of snow. American Airlines is the Al Gore failure beard of the airline industry."

by PunkRockHR December 18, 2019

al gore-ithm

A numeric value reached through a complex mathematic process determining the degree by which cheating is required in order to reverse the outcome of the 2020 election.

Trump was so far ahead that the calculated al gore-ithm literally broke the machines!

by TheK9cru November 19, 2020