cock assist

to assist a friend in kicking game to someone, the opposite of cockblock

My boy JBL came through with the ill COCK ASSIST and hooked me up with that sorority chick...

by pdpColonel September 11, 2005

Absis

Absis is awesome, but Absis also smells. sometimes he smells like flowers and sometimes he smells like eggs. but besides his smell he is a good funny loving friend.

Person: Absis you stink, take a shower.

Absis: WDYM I STINK?! I SMELL GOOD.

by apersonhi April 1, 2021

Akisu

Being able to put up with massive amounts of complaints and bullshit from random people.

Damn man, you're so Akisu

by number five June 30, 2003

Resident Assistant

One who puts up with the shit that college students living on campus come up with every day, especially when he or she is either busy or after 1:00AM in the morning.

Man my Resident Assistant(RA) has it tough, those girls in that dorm were fighting at 3AM and he sat there to deal with all their shit!

by An R.A. June 28, 2008

Cone-Assisted Banter

More commonly referred to as C.A.B.

To engage in banter whilst relying on the assistance of a stolen Birmingham city council traffic cone.

Most effective when directed at Bantagonists or Banter Biters

"Guys why is there a cone behind the door? I just bumped into it and almost dropped my waffles!"

M"For Cone-Assisted Banter!"

by ***Welshy*** February 25, 2009

Ice-Assisted Banter

The act of freezing an item of pivotal importance to a flatmate in an ice-cream tub full of water for no good reason other than banter.

Often used as a good sequel to an episode of cone-assisted banter, especially when directed at the same Banter-biter or Bantagonist. It can be used as an isolated piece of banter or as a part of a larger bantathon.

"Guys, why are my toaster tongs set in a massive block of ice? did you do it to annoy me?"

"No, for Ice-assisted banter"

by ***Welshy*** March 8, 2009

assistant coach

A bootlegged Coach bag.

Now, you know damned well that that $3 bag you have ain't nothing but Assistant Coach!

by Delores Santana December 28, 2005