airline beverage

From the old joke:

Stewardess: "Would you like some TWA Orange Juice, or some TWA Coffee?"

Passenger: "No thanks. But could I wouldn't mind some of your TWA Tea."

A Twat - a generally stupid or useless person, e.g. who will never get past the second round at Wimbledon despite the alcoholic chantings of work-shy sadsters on a soggy hill.

That Tim Henman is a bit of an airline beverage.

by Anon2 August 20, 2006

airline food

What's the deal with airline food?

Dude: What's the deal with airline food?
Dude 2: What's the deal with it?
Dude: I mean, just what's the deal with it?

by milkynipples November 27, 2019

Airlie

Airlie has the most gorgeous eyes and contagious laugh of any girl you will ever meet. She is intelligent, witty and has a greats sense of humour, often lined with sarcasm. Airlie has an amazing body, and really really good legs. She is humble and caring, and can hold a conversation for hours on end. Airlie gives the best cuddles.

Airlie: " Can I order a regular soy latte please"

Barista: "Sure, can I grab your name?"
Airlie: "Airlie, like the beach"

Barista: "Sorry, was that Ellie?"
Airlie: "Yeah that'll do"

by NineVite2171 July 8, 2019

airline seat emoji

The most pointless emoji ever created. What wanker uses an emoji of an airline seat?

Jonny: 💺
Jeanie: What's that?
Jonny: an airline seat emoji
Jeanie: you are a wanker, Jonny

by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016

aitlynn

Means you’re a bad bitch and no one can tell you otherwise

Aitlynn daaammnnn

by Pappletater April 15, 2020

Guilt Airlines

The guilt trip feisty parents like to send their children on when the darlings have become too big to spank.

Sorry, dude, I can't rage with you tonight. My room is a mess and my dad just gave me a one-way ticket on Guilt Airlines.

by droogie toogie August 28, 2012

Aislin

Unidentifiable, unattainable creature. Not of this world.

More unique than a unicorn, so it must be an Aislin.

by ElleBelle_ December 20, 2016