airpods 

a sign of the rich. only the most supreme of supreme ear bud users understand the ultimate power of the AirPods. Best known to come in pairs. Completely block out the poor/broke/haters

“sorry what? I don’t speak broke. I have AIRPODS.

airpods by okboomerang69 January 11, 2020

My Airpods are Hungry for my Hat 

When you are just utterly zooted beyond the mortal plane and you can't really tell what's going on and you basically unconsciously open and close your airpods case on the brim of your hat for no reason

My Airpods are Hungry for my Hat

My Airpods are Hungry for my Hat by LargeExtent April 12, 2022

airpods 

Expensive and wireless earbuds made by Apple. people who own these are the richest of the rich.

guy: I have 10 rolls royces
airpods owner: what?
guy: I said I have 10 rolls royces
airpods owner: sorry, i don't speak broke

airpods by RAYYAN12345 February 20, 2019

Airpods 

A product by a company called Apple that apparently some people can’t afford but can afford an Iphone X instead. You can use them to listen to music or, as the majority of people would do, flex on the people who can’t afford it.

Guy 1: yooo I just got new airpods!!!
Guy 2: oo shit bro lemme check em out!
Guy 1:*hands him his airpods*
Guy 2: holy shit bro you’re so lucky. My mom would never buy me Airpods :(
Guy 1: just sell your IPhone X
Guy 2:......hell no

Airpods by Racistwhitehoe July 9, 2019

AirPods 

$159 pieces of plastic shit that you wish you’d never bought in the first place.

I should’ve stuck to my wired earbuds instead of wasting my entire paycheck on AirPods.

AirPods by Hi5enberg August 13, 2019

Airpods 

The overly expensive earbuds that have no purpose and are only used to pretend you're rich even though they're 40 USD on Ebay. Seriously guys get a life.

Person: Wow look! There goes Devyn with Airpods. He ain't fooling anybody.

Airpods by ThatKidWithAirpods December 10, 2019

Airpods Pro 

Two pieces of shit that avoid you from looking broke.

Broke Airpods user: Hey see I got airpods.

Airpods Pro user: Sorry I got active noise cancellation. What did you say?

Airpods Pro by AIRPODS PRO USER November 4, 2019