ain't done it

"Ain't done it (or dunnit)" is a Deep Southernism for "I emphatically repudiate your last allegation."

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"Who took the last beer in the fridge? Jimmy, was it you?"

"Ain't done it!"

ain't done it by al-in-chgo March 6, 2010

It ain’t what it ain’t 

A clever comeback for the meaningless phrase “it is what it is”.

Well Joe, “ it is what it is “....
Comeback: “ yep, and it ain’t what it ain’t “...

It ain’t what it ain’t by Geo fence March 3, 2018

If it ain't dank it stank 

If something does not meet the prerequisites for being in the state of being commonly referred to as "dank", then it dun be stank. Yo.

M8 No. 1: "What the hell is going on? Why is that baby on fire?"
M8 No. 2: "Is it dank?"
M8 No. 3: "No."
M8 No. 4: "If it ain't dank it stank. Broseph."

If it ain't dank it stank by Krazy Taxi August 28, 2016

If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it

What the manager of an antiques-restoration shop specializing in post-Renaissance-era pieces tells a trainee while surveying a recently-delivered assortment of vintage art and furniture.

To ensure that we don't become overwhelmed with antiques that need TLC, I always tell my repairmen to just stick to pieces dating from the early 1600's through the mid-1700's --- "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it, boys --- we'll send all the items from other periods elsewhere for refurbishing."

If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it by QuacksO November 23, 2018

if it ain't rice it ain't nice

i love asians

A: She is a hot white blonde
B(gigachad): If it ain't rice it ain't nice

if it ain't rice it ain't nice by andrej yagami November 18, 2022

Gametrailers: If it ain't broke, don't fix it

If there is no evidence of a real problem, and fixing the "problem" would not effectively improve GameTrailers., then don't waste time and energy (yours or anybody else's) trying to fix it. At least tend to the existing problems before creating more.

So we were hoping for GT to fix their site problems, instead they added something new and broke more stuff! So Gametrailers: If it ain't broke, don't fix it!

Gametrailers: If it ain't broke, don't fix it by OMGDOOD August 26, 2009

Ain't got it. 

When a brotha come up to U, lookin for some money or somethin' to be paid for & U will not even give this nigga a dime if you had one.

Brother: "Yo, homie let a nigga hold a dolla."
You: "I ain't got it."
Brother: "Ah man, quit being stingy."
You: "I DONE TOLD YOU ONCE NIGGA, I AIN'T GOT IT!"

Ain't got it. by BentlyB407 November 27, 2020