Ahsan

A 12 year old who acts as a male prostitute. The father of female wet dreams.

Oh my God I had the best sex with that ahsan!!

by YoMama357 December 8, 2017

Ahsan

He is a ditcher who doesn't eat with his girlfriend and sleeps at the wrong times.

OMG, look at that poor girl crying, her boyfriend must have just pulled an Ahsan.

by LavaCake March 5, 2017

Awesanity

Crazy Awesomeness. Enough said.

That beaver over there is awesanity!

by beaverlover87251 August 25, 2011

Ahsan

Ahsan is the epitome of a human god

Oh my Ahsan...it's amazing

by Trapgoose November 23, 2021

alesana

A "band" consisting of boys who wear girl jeans, sound like girls, and are probably transexuals. They're many brainwashed followers hate anyone calling them these things even thought they know its true.

Person 1: Have you ever listened to Alesana?

Person 2:Hell no dude, they're fucking transvestites!

Person 1: FUCK YOU DUDE, THEY'RE THE FUCKING BEST BAND EVER!!!!

by 0_o_0 December 6, 2009

Alesana

Lamest fucking emo bullshit trying to be hardcore band ever. Sure, you may love their album and everything they've ever recorded, but if your pussy ass could make it to a show, you'd know that they sound like shit live & everybody leaves dissappointed. The band likes to all play in the same black outfits everytime- girl pants, and tight black shirts. They also share the same emo swoop and appear to choreograph their headbanging together. They sound like shit live. End of story.

Damn, Seeing Alesana live makes me want to put a fucking bullet in my skull.

by RebeccaSanchezzzzz August 12, 2008

APHESANTONE!!!!

LOLZ ONE!!!!ELEVEN!!!!!ONEONE!!
a word u call 1 that has heard a pheasant at one o'clock in the morning.

"I AM PHESANT!!oneone111oneelevenone!"

by yafre April 8, 2005