agnes irwin

A private school on the mainline. A very rigorous academic program cuases students potential break downs from time to time. Although its students have been stereotyped as blonde haired and blue eyes, there are many girls there who dont have the affore mentioned features. However, it is a truth that almost every student wears pearl earings and ribbons each day. Also they are known for their high amounts of spirit on such theme days as the christmas assembly, Spirit days, and halloween. All in all Agnes Irwin, affectionately called Irwins by those who attend, is a school in which people pay to break into tears, manically deck out their assigned places in their class colors, and roll out of bed each morning, throw a kilt on and race to school.

"Sometimes Irwins makes me want to run myself into a wall, and other times, I speed in the morning to get there"

agnes irwin by 2006 February 3, 2005

St. Stephens and St. Agnes 

A rletively chill IAC school. Unlike Prep (a bunch of guido fucks), Landon (faggots), EHS (douche bags who don't have cars or loving parents. party at chicken out guys!), Bullis (the epitome of maryland trash, this school should be in south jersey), and stalbans (gay douche bags. tim russerts kid goes there, thats says enought, those fucks). The Saints excell at drinking and girls sports. The main difference between SSSAS and the other IAC schools is that altough we can all get into good colleges based on our high schools, Saints aren't faggots. And TC people are poor, so they don't get to have an opinion about our school, they can only get ready for their next class in gas pumping or minimum wage job working 101. those proletariat fucks.

St. Stephens and St. Agnes kids are chill, unlike the rest of the IAC which makes me want to tightly grasp the soap and make sure it doesn't drop.

St. Stephens and St. Agnes by rushlimbaugh November 29, 2004

Agnes 

Agnes

A very tomboy-ish girl. Usually hang out with guys. Wears black Adidas/Vans clothes everyday because she *e d g y*.
Could be some what called "Teachers pet" because of how well behaved she is, she also has good grades so she is the best guuurl.
Dyed her hair so that she looks like every typical brunette.

Vampire: I would hit on you but you are blonde. Every gay main girl in vampire movies are brunette.

*Agnes immediately dyes her hair*

Guy 1: Yo! This Agnes chick is so cool. She is friends with us guys and don't want to sleep with us.

Guy 2: Yeah. So cool.

Guy 3: Actually.... She just sucked my vape stick in the bathroom.. So yeah...

Agnes by bigfagnamedmelody January 29, 2019

agnes irwin

A Main Line private school full of hott girls. usually rich kids go..brother school is haverford

pshhh that girl goes to agnes irwin. the upper schoolers there are so damn hot.peace out napoleon

agnes irwin by anonymous December 23, 2004

Agnes McPhail 

(verb) To hurl someone over one's shoulder and through a brick wall, and then high-five an old person in celebration.

Man, that guy pisses me off so much, I'm going to go Agnes McPhail him right now.

Agnes McPhail by Mr. Mercutio May 29, 2009

Mary-Agnes 

Mary-Agnes' are always the sweet girls of the group. Coined to be named just 'Mary'. Mary-Agnes' are always welcoming to newcomers and can not stand to be hated. Beautiful and stunning, Mary-Agnes' will usually act shy at large gatherings, but will then soon liven up any party. Known to strangers as 'innocent'. Mary-Agnes' are usually short, but that adds to their fantastic character. They feel most comfortable in the presence of their closest friends. Loved by everyone. Best friend's with Bianca's.

Girl 1: Who was THAT?!
Girl 2: Probably another Mary-Agnes.
Girl 1: Damn. So jealous.

Mary-Agnes by March. January 22, 2012

Agnes Irwin Girl

They have blonde hair (if not outwardly, then at least at heart) and pearls attached to their neck and ears. They fully understand the importance of kilt hemming. They're more likely than not to develop crushes on history teachers, and are still not used to seeing guys in jeans. Even though they're probably not Jewish, they have an impressive repertoire of Jewish songs thanks to a certain music teacher. Special skills they might possess would include: Maypole dancing, superior hair flipping, being tan all year round, and looking sexy in a white button down shirt, collar up.

Omg, Wigs is such a muffin!

Agnes Irwin Girl by anonymous February 27, 2005