alarm clock

Probably the most annoying thing on a Monday morning, or any morning for that matter, but very useful when you need to wake up early or at a certain time. Usually have very high pitched tones so you will be so annoyed that you'll get out of bed to turn the damn thing off.

Person One: I need to wake up early! I should tell my mom to wake me up.

Person Two: You should just set an alarm clock. It's a more annoying sound which most likely will get you out of bed faster to turn it off.

Person One: Good idea!

by thenameisriley April 11, 2013

Aela

The hottest rabbit lady you will ever meet! Super smart and funny and cool and awesome and loving and nice pretty and dope and lit and fit and did I mention cool? Anyway she is literally the coolest person on earth, you’d be lucky to have an aela in your life, but be warned... she is a total BADASS and you can easily get on her nerves.

Boy: damn! That new girl is hawt
Friend: yeah I heard her name is aela, she must be like the dopest person on earth bra

Girl: OMG! Aela just invited me to her party
Girls friend: really? Omg that’s like so cool she is like so like dope am I righte?

by Tiffany bra November 17, 2019

Mokena Alarm Clock

When you're camping in a tent with a guy, and you wake up in the morning to see him jerking off in his sleep.

Man, Mazz woke me up this morning with a Mokena Alarm Clock. He must have been itching to get a hooper out.

by Coach1977 July 27, 2012

Penis Alarm Clock

The act of taking your penis and smacking someone until they wake up

" How'd you like the penis alarm clock this morning"

by ConStart September 13, 2016

Seven Alarm Challenge

The action of violently shitting yourself during sexual intercourse with seven people.

I tried the Seven Alarm Challenge and it failed miserably, we all almost died.

by AN0SEater December 23, 2020

Ritalin Alarm Clock

Using the ADD drug ritalin, or adderall to aid oneself in waking up in the morning. Usually taken an hour or so before the desired wake up time. So to be awake and cheery at 6:30a wake up groggy at 5:30a take a ritalin and pass out again. At 6:30 you wake up on your own feeling alert and rested

Friend: "Yo dude how the hell are you so awake and alert at this wee hour of the morning?"

Me: "Ritalin Alarm Clock, man. Booyah!"

by Alex007 April 7, 2006

maniac alarm

Taken from the game "Hitman," this exclamation was confined to the various Asian boards in the game and was said with a generically "Asian" accent. The full phrase was "weapon...weapon...watch out....maniac alarm!" The AI reserved such an exclamation for severe violations of civil decency on the part of the player/protagonist, such as walking into a Triad Den with a fully loaded ak47 and opening up for no good reason. The phrase can be applied, then, to any extremely antisocial behavior.

Everthing was going fine until you went totally maniac alarm on that dude.

Is that guy on the phone or is he yelling at no one? Ah, it's the latter. Maniac alarm.

by Manos, the hands of fate June 11, 2006