advice

some crap that people give you that they think will help you, but doesn't really. It really pisses you off, but you just not and go along with it, hoping they'll go away.

I was given the advice once that you should never eat a dirty girl or you'll get a tongue disease.

by animedude May 1, 2004

Advice

Sucking dick, giving head.

Yeah bro she gave me some great "advice" last night.

Hey I really need some "advice" right about now.

by LimeInfinity September 10, 2010

Advice Cookie

A fortune cookie that instead of a fortune has advice. These "Advice Cookies" make obvious statements about things you can do to improve everyday life however missing the point that they are supposed to tell you a fortune hence the name FORTUNE COOKIE. These Advice Cookies are most likely found at a local Panda Express or other Chinese restaurant. Some even sub for language tutors by teaching you how to say words in Chinese.

ex1: Yo I just hit up panda and got what I thought was a fortune cookie only to be disappointed when it told me to clean my room. That ain't a fortune cookie that's an ADVICE COOKIE!!

ex2: homie1: what u doin man?
homie 2: fixin my car G
homie1: but there ain't nothin wrong with it
homie2: My ADVICE COOKIE told me it's time to change my air filter so that's what imma do!

by refri3dnoodle May 22, 2009

Advice Dog

The head of a golden retriever on a rainbow background that gives advice to people.

"Rape the blind violently and brutally" -Advice Dog

by tatatyler June 25, 2008

advice-giver

An indivdual who is able to give amazing advice from a neutral standpoint, and be there for their friends and put their friends' well-being before themselves.

M's boyfriend cheated on her and L is trying to comfort her.
"It's okay to cry, M. You're an amazing person and what happened was shit and not your fault. Just cry it out and talk to him when you're ready. Get closure, eat feel good foods, drink water, do what you feel like doing and get some sleep. You will do amazing things and it's okay that sometimes shitty stuff happen. You're amazing."
"Thanks, L. You're a real advice-giver."

by Spicy&bleik potet June 10, 2017

PP Advice

Advice from your PP that always helps when times are tough.

That was some damn good PP advice, thanks man that always helps when times are tough.

by rexythesexy April 8, 2021

4chan advice

the worst advice you can get in the world that is somehow worse than reddit advice, usually delivered by laughably unqualified people who think the are experts.

more often than not, the advice will only result in worsening the problem or even killing the person.

Person 1: man by balls hurt, i'm going to ask 4chan for advice

Person 2: nah bro go to the hospital, 4chan advice will probably tell you to shove a ghost pepper down your urethra

by TubssieJr November 6, 2021