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adoptoraptor

People or person who adopts too many children. Child hoarder. One who adopts because it is the in thing to do, like carrying a small dog in a purse, or liking Justin Bieber.
Brangelina is an adoptoraptor.

Madonna and Brangie, stop being adoptoraptors!
by adopted Claire January 4, 2011
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Surprise Adoption

Taking a kid that isn't yours; kidnapping.
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'Kidnapping' is such a strong word. I prefer to say 'Surprise Adoption'.
by Bexxe October 1, 2010
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Failed Abortion

the misconduct of an abortion that leads to the neglect of an unwanted child
by NightHunter November 9, 2011
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Abortion bucket

Where you should have stayed
It was a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
by #1dadVyktar May 27, 2019
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Abort, Retry, Fail?

Abort, Retry Fail? or sometimes Abort, Retry, Ignore, Fail? was an error message displayed in DOS when unable to read data. The user is prompted to hit either A, R, I or F accordingly.

Abort - Aborts the operation.
Retry - Tries to read the data again.
Ignore - Hands "default data" to the application requesting the data.
Fail - Tries to continue without the data. Fail nearly always proves unsuccessful as it will result in missing data.

Retry is in most cases the only hope for success.
Data error reading Drive C:
Abort, Retry, Fail?

'Abort, Retry, Fail?' was the phrase some wormdog scrawled next to the door of the Edit Universe project room. And when the new dataspinners started working, fabricating their worlds on the huge organic comp systems, we'd remind them: if you see this message, {always} choose 'Retry.'

Bad'l Ron, Wakener
Morgan Polysoft
by Atratus August 7, 2006
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Failed Abortion

When your life sucks so much, it can't even end before it even starts.
"Someone please end my misery"

"Why would I, when your mother couldn't even do it, you failed abortion."
by Poonslayer429 March 20, 2017
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Adoptomonster

An adoptomonster is a person who adopts a child but should not have been allowed to do so. This person is abusive to the adopted child, either physically, psychologically, or sexually. Many adoptomonsters are pedophiles, drug/alcohol addicts, mentally ill, or just plain evil.

Adoptomonsters have no problems passing adoption agency "home studies" because these "studies" do not include thorough background checks, psychological exams, or drug testing.

Most adoptomonsters are considered "upstanding citizens" in their communities and hide the abuse they inflict on their purchased (adopted) children from the view of their friends, extended families, and community.

Adoptomonsters are everywhere. They appear to be "normal" people. But, make no mistake about it, they are NOT saints. There is a warm place in Hell for adoptomonsters.
Joan Crawford was an adoptomonster.
by ChrisMara August 25, 2013
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