home shit advantage

The comfortable embrace of ones own toilet. The seat cups your cheeks like no other and your feet fall right into place on that chilled tile floor. You know how much noise you can make and that the walls are thin enough that you might need to run some water in an attempt to cover up the sounds you're about to make evacuating that double decker chili cheese dog and half gallon of beer from last night. Not to mention the 4am chimichanga and milkshake from the gas station you just had to have! You know exactly where the lighter and sage incense are for the aftermath..and also that extra roll of hidden toilet paper in case the one that's about to face your dingle berries just isn't enough. All in all..things flow easier when all your ducks are in a row. Don't pretend like you don't know..

My roommate came running into the house and beelined for the bathroom like a bat out of hell. I think he held it in because he wasn't cool with going at his new girfriends house and needed to come home so he could have his home shit advantage.

by carlsbad carlyfornia December 14, 2013

Home Court Advantage

The superior level of comfort, pleasure, and relaxation one feels when making a bowel movement in the privacy of one's own bathroom as opposed to a public restroom or bathroom at another person's house.
(noun)

"Dude, that restaurant serves a mean breakfast burrito, but it goes right through you. I had to poo so bad I almost lost it in my pants. The bathroom there was totally nasty so I held out for home court advantage. The drive home sucked, but it was definitely worth it."

by Dizzy Bizz July 25, 2007

Advantage Wank

When your parents are out, you put on Heavy Metal really loud and run around the house headbanging, screaming and wanking all at the same time.

Tip: Make sure your parents ARE actually out at the time.

Hizumi: "Last time I had an advantage wank was in November

It was awesome

I did it in all different places in the house, and had several thousand orgasms. The next door neighbours raised their eyebrows a bit, but oh well."

Me: "What music did you use?"

Hizumi: "Arch Enemy, D'espairsRay, Dir en grey..." (Basically hardcore metal)

by Disabled Complex January 13, 2008

percentage advantage

The deciding factor of who gets the car phone charger. The lowest battery power always gets the charging port first.

Hand over the the charger quick before my phone goes dead!. At five percent battery I've got the percentage advantage on you guys.

by The wild wes January 17, 2015

Armbrae Advantage

A student that is put into a favourable or superior position only for those that currently attends or formally attended Armbrae Academy

Tyrone - “Ima smack you”
Christopher - “I got the Armbrae Advantage”

Tyrone - “Oh shit, never mind then”

by EmployedPaladin March 4, 2019

Peekers Advantage

"Peekers Advantage"

A term used by players who adapt a bitch-made playstyle of sitting still and not moving, then are too insecure to admit when they get out-skilled by someone playing more aggressive than them, this is one of their many stupid go-to excuses.

Teammate 1: "Where is he?"
Teammate 2: "What the fuck? I'm dead again, fucking peekers advantage bro!" < (read in a nasally voice)

by SpardaHoldsW March 1, 2021

Home field advantage

When a man wants to chill only at his place and not at yours because he can control the playing field.

My man don't want to chill at my place because it gives me the home field advantage.

by Enderman51 July 16, 2019