Advantage Wank

When your parents are out, you put on Heavy Metal really loud and run around the house headbanging, screaming and wanking all at the same time.

Tip: Make sure your parents ARE actually out at the time.

Hizumi: "Last time I had an advantage wank was in November

It was awesome

I did it in all different places in the house, and had several thousand orgasms. The next door neighbours raised their eyebrows a bit, but oh well."

Me: "What music did you use?"

Hizumi: "Arch Enemy, D'espairsRay, Dir en grey..." (Basically hardcore metal)

by Disabled Complex January 13, 2008

percentage advantage

The deciding factor of who gets the car phone charger. The lowest battery power always gets the charging port first.

Hand over the the charger quick before my phone goes dead!. At five percent battery I've got the percentage advantage on you guys.

by The wild wes January 17, 2015

Armbrae Advantage

A student that is put into a favourable or superior position only for those that currently attends or formally attended Armbrae Academy

Tyrone - “Ima smack you”
Christopher - “I got the Armbrae Advantage”

Tyrone - “Oh shit, never mind then”

by EmployedPaladin March 4, 2019

Peekers Advantage

"Peekers Advantage"

A term used by players who adapt a bitch-made playstyle of sitting still and not moving, then are too insecure to admit when they get out-skilled by someone playing more aggressive than them, this is one of their many stupid go-to excuses.

Teammate 1: "Where is he?"
Teammate 2: "What the fuck? I'm dead again, fucking peekers advantage bro!" < (read in a nasally voice)

by SpardaHoldsW March 1, 2021

Home field advantage

When a man wants to chill only at his place and not at yours because he can control the playing field.

My man don't want to chill at my place because it gives me the home field advantage.

by Enderman51 July 16, 2019

First Presenter's Advantage

The supposed grading advantage of a student that has been scheduled or volunteered to present an oral presentation first (i.e. before anyone else). This comes from the assumption that as the teacher critiques each report, he/she grades the later ones with increasing scrutiny until the last student is doomed to a mediocre grade if the report is any less than perfect (this student has the Last Presenter's Disadvantage).

Jack: "Dude, how did Gracie get a better grade than me? Her voice was like a dying cow and she completely left out Lincoln's involvement in the Civil War."

Danny: "She had the First Presenter's Advantage, man. Plus, yours kind of sucked anyway."

by Paylardo November 21, 2009

I hate it when people take advantage of my kindness

Not realizing that they need me more than I need them most the time.

I hate it when people take advantage of my kindness.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 18, 2020