acute dick

a tiny bably like penus

my girlfriend says i have acute dick

by Anonymous March 2, 2003

Acute Inflammation by Proxy

An STD classified by irritation of the genitalia, be it male or female, causing redness, swelling and in some cases itching of the: genitals, crotch, gooch and/or other surrounding regions.
"Red Dick of Death" (abbreviated "RDoD")

Barry- "Yo, I think Liz gave me acute inflammation by proxy..."
Gerard- "The Red Dick of Death? Sucks bro."
Barry- "Yeah i guess i gotta get checked, damn"

by GoofyGoober21 March 8, 2011

acute boner

A term used when a subject sees something that is so cute that an erection or sexual arousal occurs.

That kitten is so cute it gave me acute boner when I was cuddling it.

by acuteboneritis April 30, 2013

Acute Pathogen

Street slang for full blown AIDS.

Dude, you need to get tested, that girl you slept with has acute pathogen!

by bamoozle May 14, 2011

Acute Disese

A Disese that gets alot of chicks

that acute disese gets alot of chicks

by Scientific Professor April 28, 2003

Acute DSB Sickness

Acute DSB Sickness is a medical illness that is caught by individuals who return to their former homes or places they have lived after they moved away. They are inflicted with a great sense of regret and disappointment, knowing that their new homes and areas in which they live, will never be as greats as where they once lived. The disease is marked by periods of sadness, coughing, wheezing, general dismay, hate, and stress. First known patient was L.H.

Man, I feel so stupid for moving away. Screw you Portland, you will never be as great as DC.

L: I feel sick.
C: where were you?
L: I went back to DC.
C: oh, you must have Acute DSB Sickness

by danthegmgman May 10, 2010

Acute Technological ADD

A severe technological/informational overload that, over time, defocuses and numbs individuals such that they fail to close communication loops effectively and/or efficiently and, eventually, in acute cases, fail to respond at all.

The ding-dongs at Time Warner Cable are suffering from Acute Technological ADD. No matter what happens, they never get it right, and they rarely call me back.

by LiveDeliberately January 25, 2011