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When the person behind you in traffic changes lanes and accelerates to pass only to find that there is not enough room and they have to get back in line.
Driver: Did you see that guy try to pass me? He had to slow down and get back in line.
Passenger: Yeah, that was a case of premature acceleration.
Passenger: Yeah, that was a case of premature acceleration.
by Morgore December 18, 2008
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Dermatologist: Okay, well since the Proactive, the deoxyzyfane and the other thing I can't pronounce hasn't worked for your acne for more than a month, I guess I'll put you on something else...
Bobbie: Okay...
Dermatologist: It's called Profynozylophate (Cough) Accutane (Cough)
Bobbie: Alright...
Dermatologist: Side effects are nothing, just you might contract conjunctivitis (Cough) or have your pores bleed, lose some hair, or in some rare causes might die since it nukes your face.
Bobbie: I didn't hear anything you said
Dermatologist: Well it wasnt important anyway so when can we get you on it?
Bobbie: Okay...
Dermatologist: It's called Profynozylophate (Cough) Accutane (Cough)
Bobbie: Alright...
Dermatologist: Side effects are nothing, just you might contract conjunctivitis (Cough) or have your pores bleed, lose some hair, or in some rare causes might die since it nukes your face.
Bobbie: I didn't hear anything you said
Dermatologist: Well it wasnt important anyway so when can we get you on it?
by UpperGreens September 11, 2007
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Often related to "taking the black pill."
Often related to "taking the black pill."
Joey believes in accelerationism because he hates the world he lives in so much that he figures utter chaos is better than what's currently ongoing.
by AOmundson September 22, 2020
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Example 1:
"OMFG, check out Lea performing armsex on Dianna in the Bad Romance Clip! Is that part of the choreography?"
"No, are you missing a chromosome? That's Acheleography"
Example 2:
"Dude, did Lea just try to mount Dianna after getting her in a claw-like grip during Don't Stop Believing? I wonder if that's meant to happen."
"Your stupidity makes me Stop Believing in humanity. That's Achelography, you scab-eating mouth breeder."
"OMFG, check out Lea performing armsex on Dianna in the Bad Romance Clip! Is that part of the choreography?"
"No, are you missing a chromosome? That's Acheleography"
Example 2:
"Dude, did Lea just try to mount Dianna after getting her in a claw-like grip during Don't Stop Believing? I wonder if that's meant to happen."
"Your stupidity makes me Stop Believing in humanity. That's Achelography, you scab-eating mouth breeder."
by Achelian May 23, 2010
Get the Acheleography mug.A process of abnormally rapid physical, mental and emotional decline associated with severe, unusually unstable environmental conditions.
Whazza matter with that dude? Isn't he a scientist? He looks like he's lost the will to live...
Oh, he's got Accelerated Decrepitude just like almost every other sane intelligent person around here; hopefully he'll recover after the Mueller Report is issued...
Oh, he's got Accelerated Decrepitude just like almost every other sane intelligent person around here; hopefully he'll recover after the Mueller Report is issued...
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