cummy ache

Another term for blue balls

Person A: I teased Dave last night and didn't let him have it.
Person B: You gave him cummy ache? LOL

by buum baby September 18, 2019

Buffalo-aches

Aches and sores in the joints typically as a result from ingesting an egregious amount of buffalo cum.

"Aww man I shouldn't have eaten all that buffalo cum last night. I got a serious case of the buffalo-aches!"

by Decepticollin March 29, 2020

Mc Aches

The stomach pains one receives after eating at Mc Donalds

jim- how was your Big Mac

tom- soo good..but now i have the Mc Aches

by carlzbro December 10, 2009

The aching drought

the act of receiving head and having your girlfriend swallow, then waiting just until the dick is no longer hypersensitive and just starts sucking on the flaccid cock until it is once again hard and then again sucks to completion and swallows

the process is repeated until a) no more cum can be drained b) aching of balls prohibits further acts

oh sweet jesus my balls had where having the aching drought last night.

best birthday present ever mind!

by /b/ anonymous December 3, 2009

arse ache

1. Something that causes consternation.
2. A difficult, annoying or time consuming task.
3. To experience the sensation of pain in one's rectum.

1. Old people in supermarkets are a real arse ache.
2. Putting up that tent is going to be an absolute arse ache.
3. I didn't crap for a week and now I have a major arse ache.

by I am Iron Man! December 21, 2009

Groin Ache

The aching pain you get in your stomach (closer to your groin), as the result of being attacked in the groin.

Guy 1:Dude what's wrong?
Guy 2:Guy 3 kicked me in the balls, now I got some bad groin ache.
Guy 3:*Laughs.*

by RawrItsPanda October 20, 2009

dick ache

when a male has had an erection for an extended length of time without an orgasm, the dick can begin to ache and throb similar to that of a headache
a condition similar to blue balls but affecting the dick

I had an erection for such a long time after taking the viagra that I began to get a dick ache

by jokeme December 18, 2009