AWOOGA HOT WOMAN WITH BOOBA ALERT!!11!1!1!1!1 *Jaw drops to floor, eye pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as team blows out, slams fist on table, rattling any plates, blows or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from
top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs from mouth, wipes comically large bead of
sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens
time, combs hair* ahem, ma’am your
hot