Appfucked

The state of mind first-semester High School seniors find themselves in when they've put off college application work for too long. Often characterized by swearing, complaining and general hate for the world and those who've already applied or been accepted.

T: Dude, I just got into MIT early decision!
B: Shit! I'm applying to 18 schools and I've barely started.
T: When's your stuff due?
B: 2 weeks! I'm appfucked.

by 18goddamnschools December 19, 2009

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by FISTING LARGE PUSSIES June 17, 2016

assfuckface

A combination of swearwords assembled (usually in a rush), used to describe someone that has pissed you off so much, you can't take thirty seconds to think of something better.

Just because I live with my parents doesn't mean I don't pay my own bills, assfuckface!

by Slicedrkr December 29, 2016

reverse fleshlight assfuck

when a male/female sticks the opposite end of a fleshlight in their anus, and lets a male fuck the shit out of the fleshlight.

Tayer: Hey Zach wanna come over I got a new fleshlight!!!!

Zach: As long as you let me reverse fleshlight assfuck you!

Tayer: Okay!!!!!!!

by ilovejizzzzzzum October 26, 2011

ass-fucked

Anally penetrated."

"Don't pick up the soap," or you'll get ass-fucked.

by Octopod November 8, 2003

ass fucked

Used to assist in the description of a negative event.

Jon just got ass-fucked by his wife. She cheated on him and now has half his wealth.

Paul's car and career got ass-fucked when he drove drunk and crashed his G-ride into that cement truck. He should never have chased his pregnant source stripper who stole his gun. The DEA will surely fire him now.

by Biatch551 September 18, 2005

assbucket

What happens when you have to much anal. Similar to the popular word bucket for a women.

Seriously you don't want to get inside his assbucket!

by kittykats18 August 25, 2010