ass to face

when a guy is fucking a girl from behind and then pulls his penis out to stick it in her mouth right before cumming.
only dirty whores do this.

holy shit! she let you go ass to face?!

by fuckingarightbaby October 20, 2008

I Don't Eat Ass Face

Defined by the comedian Kevin Hart, he explains how a situation is broken up when your partner accidentally slips into the conversation about your personal life and says that you eat her ass amongst other people. thus giving you the "I Don't Eat Ass Face

Terry: Fuck You!

sue: No fuck You Terry! I least I don't eat ass!
Terry: sits there with a "I Don't Eat Ass Face"

by BigBrownSmoothie June 12, 2011

Open ass face shank

Term used when someone walks unknowingly into an area where someone has just crop dusted with their mouth open. Leaving the person feeling as though they had just been stabbed in the face with someone's ass matter.

Bob wondered who open ass face shanked him in aisle 3 of the grocery store.

Bill thought farting in mary's cubicle would be a funny open ass face shank.

by Theßeave October 17, 2011

Ass-in-the-Face

A state of poverty, or social rejection/lack of status stemming from a poor or financially disadvantaged background.

"When we were growing up, we had nothing. We had ass-in-the-face."

by Paul Caporino September 15, 2006

face ass

Word used to end a sentence after making fun of someone.

Chase: "I went shopping at the mall today"
Devonte: "Look at you and your shop till i drop face ass"

by Ponch Crane October 8, 2007

face ass

When someone ridicules themselves.

"I can so totaly get 7 girls in one night"
the other person says

"face ass "

by lineasietisiete April 9, 2007

ass to the face

when you are laying on the ground and a man runs up to you and rubs his ass in your face while shiting

hey bam is go ing to give that guy an ass to the face

by ben freeman June 12, 2008