Carcolepsy

Sleeping disorder. Symptoms include drowsiness, instability to stay alert, and sudden sleep. Symptoms manifest themselves only when driving/riding in a automobile.

She cannot drive at night because her carcolepsy will cause her to have an accident.

by The fried piper November 18, 2009

carcolepsy

The condition that afflicts many people where the motion of a moving vehicle makes them tired or fall asleep very fast.

I hate going on road trips with Anthony! Thirty minutes in and he's asleep, leaving to fend for myself the next 4 hours, that dude must have a case of carcolepsy.

by Wordsworthl3ss June 24, 2016

Carcolepsy

A nonthreatening condition found most frequently in children of all ages and a small percentage of the senior citizen population.

Victims of Carcolepsy typically show symptoms such as falling asleep as soon as a car begins to move, waking up hungry and complaining of a sore neck for hours.

Dad: "Gee whiz! Is he asleep already?"
Mom: "Oh, yeah. He's got that Carcolepsy.

I tend to be Carcoleptic, so I bring a pillow with me on road trips.

by Kryzta February 3, 2010

carcolepsy

When the person in the passenger seat spontaneously falls asleep while driving.

Every time I get in the car, I get carcolepsy.

by ch33rch1ca96 September 26, 2010

social narcolepsy

The sudden feeling of sleepiness or exhaustion felt the moment one is invited to a social function or activity, which usually results in avoiding that function or activity;
an excuse of having 'plans early the next day' is typically feigned, albeit poorly.

Person 1: "Hey, it's Saturday! Do you want to get some dinner and see a movie tonight?"

Person 2: "Nah, I'm kinda tired & don't want to be out too late. Plus, I have to get up early for work...on umm,..Monday".

Person 1: "Ah, sounds more like a case of social narcolepsy. (rolls eyes) Whatever."

by Marlise M. Tkaczuk March 25, 2009

apocolepsy

A rare form of temporal lobe epilepsy, resulting in split personality disorder. The result, rather than a seizure, switches off most of the brain allowing only the parts responsible for anger and rage to function. This produces a pile of dead muthafukka's and a perpetrator who knows nothing of the incident.

Honest officer, I have no recollection of why I appear to be unharmed and soaked in blood and there is a pile of corpses nearby, i suffer from "apocolepsy", i had an "apocoleptic fit" get me a doctor and take me the fuck home!

by skitzofukka June 24, 2011

carcolepsy

the condition of falling asleep anytime someone rides in a car.

I always have to drive Elizabeth because she has carcolepsy.

by tbarlow1 January 7, 2012