Accomando

somebody who is a boss and will kick the shit out of you. common nickname avocado cockamando and various others

dude ryan's such a accomando

by peace bro April 9, 2010

never ignorant getting goals accomplished

acronym for "nigga}"

Tyrone: You know what nigga stands for, right?
CJ: Naw.
Tyrone: Never ignorant getting goals accomplished, my nigga.

by dat_booty_tho October 25, 2015

Accommodator

A type of mask or face harness that has a rubber cock attached to the chin, thereby providing penetration AND oral stimulation at the same time. Hence "Accommodator."

"At first she thought the schlong protruding from my chin looked silly until I accommodated her brains out!"

by The Dastard December 23, 2004

Mission Accomplished

a phrase used equivalently with FAIL. Used by President George W. Bush when he proclaimed his mission in iraq accomplished on may 1st 2003. The iraq war has since become the biggest failure of american foreign policy since vietnam. All use of this phrase should be in reference to this noted failure.

1.
a.
"Man, I bombed that test"
"Mission Accomplished."
b.
(person spills coffee on self)
Other: mission accomplished

2. (conjugated as a verb)

"I'm taking two incompletes and my girlfriend found out I was cheating on her."
"well, you're just accomplishing missions all over the place."

by theinfamoushw January 4, 2009

acomb barbecue

A social gathering for celebratory purposes. Not strictly a barbecue, typically involves burning tyres on or near a playground.

Hey lads, howd u feel about a good old fashioned Acomb barbecue tonight?

by 5YRACARD June 5, 2018

Place of public accommodation

Per Title III of the ADA, a place of public accommodation is physical structure with a brick and mortar enclosure.

Q: Nigga, you think a website is a place of public accommodation under Title III of the ADA?
A: Fuck naw, I might be blind but I ain't retarded.

by The Law... April 17, 2009

Accomplishment Burp

An excessively strident and roaring belch that is to be released in a semi-controlled manor directly after consuming a large meal, thus signifying the hearty sense of physiological accomplishment and satiation.

After eating a can of refried beans, a can of corn, a diced onion, and monterray jack cheese all mixed with a bottle of bbq sauce, Ben released a massive accomplishment burp and as everyone broke into applause, quickly proceeded to the bathroom to take a shit.

by Planet Implanon September 1, 2011