by somerandomguyongoogle February 01, 2018
A Alfie is the most BADASS and sweatiest fortnite and call of duTy god and will always find time to snipe you out of midair
GIRL" OH GOD I JUST BROKE UP WITH ONE OF ALFIES FRIENDS" DUDE " HE IS GONNA COME AND ASSASINATE YOU SO GO GET A PLANE TO ASTRAULIA"
by stormhunter May 17, 2019
by Curranbar79 November 09, 2019
A person who is quiet short and has an extremely big penis and is very attractive . He also has an obsession with girls .
by Me names jeff December 31, 2017
Alfie is a peng ting and he is a true fittie. So cute but he loves to bully his girlfriend. He always says he is ugly and a gimp but he is rlly not. If u become close with him he is the best boyfriend ever. But never be mistaken because Alfie can lie A LOT. Mostly to keep you safe or just because the truth is too embarrassing.
by Ellie748258 April 04, 2020
Usually stinky and ugly, likes girls younger than him. He talks a load of rubbish all of the time and believes he is the baddest on the road
by Jacob nob nob May 17, 2019