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A dirty slut hamster that licks Armando and has to lift his belly to fuck someone.
Look my friend Alfredo is gay.
Alfredo by Why USA April 20, 2018
fuck u alfredo and u to jordaaang at it with the white vans
Alfredo by Linkyloser65 August 31, 2016
He’s Alfredo
Alfredo by Queteimpota July 2, 2019
He is gay and he is a bot
I don't want to be a Alfredo
Alfredo by Asddffhhffjfh April 17, 2020
A “man” that wears skinny jean shorts and has nipple piercings. He’s going grey but loves to pretend he’s 18, not 40, and he dyes his beard black #justformen
He thinks he’s the best roller skater, but it’s just awkward.

He can get all of the women, yet none of them.

He’s a good friend, and really funny, he’ll always help you out.

He likes to use the words “yo” and “foo” and his laugh is a cackle.

If you have to pick an alfredo, go to Olive Garden.
Alfredo by Teampanties September 20, 2020
long schlong and likes pasta food he is very funny man too
"YO IS THAT ALFREDO!"
alfredo by Biximoxi January 14, 2021