ancestor

Ancestor is defined recursively as your:
1, Parents, AND
2, Your parent's ancestors.

One of my ancestors fought in World War 2!

by Sunnz September 28, 2005

Ancestry

Like Incest but requires you to go back in time to fuck your ancestors.

Two people on ancestry.

Person one: "Hey! Where have you been? I haven't seen you in a while."

Person two: "Time travelling to fuck my ancestors"

Person one: "Eww, That's incest!"

Person two: "No it's not, It's Ancest"

by Dr.Deadstone December 16, 2010

Ancestry Outed

When family secrets get exposed after using an at home DNA kit.

"Hey man, just found out that I got a half- brother in California. Looks like dad was messing around."

"Yea looks like he got Ancestry Outed"

by Bluestang65 December 13, 2019

Your Ancestor Molester

The biggest "ur" comeback of them all. Once you say this, you automatically won. There is no way they can't comeback.

Guy 1: ur mom gay
Guy 2: no u
Guy 1: ur granny tranny
Guy 2: ur grandpap a trap
Guy 1: ur family tree LGBT
Guy 2: Your ancestor molester

Guy 1 then proceeds to get the life sucked out of him and loses this argument.

by ResponsiblyConfused May 20, 2018

ur ancestors incestors

"the forbiden comeback" its even worse than Ur granny tranny, ur grandpa a trap and Ur family tree LGBT all at the same time, given to an ancient civilization to end wars between tribes and instantly desintegrate them but it was too powerfull so they had to seal it down in ancient ruins to keep it away from evil hands till this very day

billy: hey tom ur mom gay
tom: well, ur dad a lesbian
billy: huh, good one but ur granny tranny
tom: i dont want this be like this so UR GRANDPA TRAP
billy: you're good but Ur family tree LGBT
tom: *fire comes out of he's eyes looking at Billy* UR ANCESTORS INCESTORS!!!!!!!!
billy: instantly he desintegrates into nothingness and its not even woth limbo and wonders into pitch black abys where he melts for eternity

by galamoth May 23, 2018

Alabama Ancestry

The #1 most popular dating site in the state of Alabama

William! Check it out! I just matched with my 3rd cousin on Alabama Ancestry! This site is fuckin' awesome!

by AllFiftyStatesBaby June 9, 2018

All your ancestors child molestors

This is the cruelest thing you could say to someone. No matter how lightly you saw it, Jesus will come back and shred the soul of your victim.

(Stephan is talking trash to you.) Stephan, all your ancestors child molestors!
(Jesus wakes up for a third time and slices Stephan into pieces.)

by 7CrunchyNuggets May 22, 2018