abraham lincoln was a good old man

abrahaham lincoln was a good old man a dirty nursery rime used by school children and others to poke fun of abraham lincoln

abraham lincoln was a good old man jumped out the window with his dick in his hand he said excuse me laddies just doing my duty why not pull down your pants and give me some booty

by littlejimmie July 17, 2019

Abranks

A short blonde headed girl with braces who is a major nerd.Who is best friends typically with a pimple geek.

Abranks Doesn't Like to get Down and Dirty.

by Cownoyin4loot July 28, 2010

J.J. Abrams

1) To be an unoriginal, uninspired piece of shit and make a product that completely copies a classic property nearly plot point for plot point and be labeled its "saviour" after it's creator tried something different.

2) To think reversing Kirk and Spock makes good drama when remocking the 2nd Star Trek movie.

When do people hate Rian Johnson when J.J. Abrams fucked up Star Wars after fucking Star Trek?

by ArwingKnight March 13, 2018

Gracie Abrams

Gracie is 22 (2021) and is one of the most talented women ever. she is also the daughter of JJ Abrams.

go streams rockland and feels like by gracie abrams right now!!!!!!!

by swagkenzie October 21, 2021

abragationism

Being a part of a style of living in which you are not real. There is a lack of existence where you ought to be. No one is able to see you except one individual that believes you to be a cartoon character or a figment of his/her imagination (hallucination). Can be cured by acting normal.

1. Abragationism has stopped me from being real.

2. Now that I no longer act real, I am able to follow abragationism.

by Abragationist January 16, 2009

Farrah Abraham

Thanks to MTV giving her fame on Teen Mom, this slut is hungry for attention and tries to get a fame-worthy career but is obviously failing. She has a sex tape and claims the guy in it is her boyfriend but that's a total lie because he's a famous porn star and he already debunked the myth. But she'll never give up –she'll always have a trashy pointless way of getting attention. She made a music video bashing her haters in a grossly autotuned song. Other singers do that too but you should know there's a problem when that's the FIRST music video she has.

Person I: Look at Farrah Abraham trying to get attention.

Person II: Oh no, what now?

Person I: I'm talking about the crappy music video. She has no talent but she's getting all these views…

Person II: Meh, no matter how many views she gets, it'll never compare to the number of sex partners she's had.

by pigeonVSstatue September 22, 2015

Abraham

He is the most amazing guy you'll ever meet. He's smarter than any other guy you've ever met and he always influences you in the best ways. His looks will melt your heart because he is just so damn handsome. If he was ever compared to another guy... Well that's just it. He can't be compared to others. His muscles are larger than the ocean floor and his smile will charm your mind. If he ever talked to you, then you're one lucky girl because that's means you'll get the special treatment. He's every girls dream man and he's a one in a million.

handsome
Damn is that Abraham over there? He is so fucking good looking!

by RoseBudd November 27, 2013