B.A.S.S.

B.A.S.S. Blue Ass Splatter Syndrome, When you take a huge shit in a freshly cleaned port-a-shitter, your huge load drops into the blue liquid and splatters your ass with blue liquid.

Each day I dread going to work because of the B.A.S.S.

by Herf69 December 1, 2007

B.A.S.

Short for bitch ain't shit.

guy 1: Man, she's retarded as hell.
guy 2: B.A.S.

by mofo's crazy January 18, 2009

N.S.A.B.G

NOBODY'S.
SAFE.
ANY.
BODY.can.
GET.it

Outsid3 we heard the gangg... Screamin' N.S.A.B.G !!!!

by MIS*THANGG/&GANNG November 13, 2020

S.A.B.B.S.

Short Arms Big Belly Syndrome

If you've dropped something on the ground and can't reach it without having to get up off the chair and get to it, you've got S.A.B.B.S.

Baby, can you please pick that up for me, I have S.A.B.B.S.

by Heidi Strand May 8, 2008

B.A.S.T.A.R.D.

Acronym: Byproduct of Another Stupid Teenager Against Rubberized Dicks.

She gave birth to a b.a.s.t.a.r.d. because she is against condoms.

by Who I am October 23, 2007

A.B.S.

-Anit-Boner Shorts

AKA Compression Shorts

-Prevent you from getting a boner when in close proximity to hot girls.

-Ex. Worn to a dance, pool party, first date, or even for every day use.

Dude nice! Rockin' the A.B.S.!

by itsyaboi December 21, 2010

S a b

A phrase originating from the slums of Shaolin used in referring to the act of "smoking a blunt" filled with marijuana.

S - smoke
A - a
B - blunt

Cook: Wanna s a b?
Cappy: Yes.

by Cookinatoraid August 19, 2009