s.o.m.f.a.n.g.o

An acronym meaning, "sit on my face and never get off".

Gosh I wonder if that girl would like to S.O.M.F.A.N.G.O.

by Redlline November 28, 2016

B R E A D B A N K

welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED ROASTED

shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche

we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.

it's gluten free

i don't CARE if it's free.

swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.

what, you tryna be on worldstar?

what, you gon record it?

ye. i got my dollar store camera on.

What's the fucking situǽtion?

what the fuck do you want?

I'm the motherfucking manager.

at the bread store?

BREAD.

tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.

I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.

why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.

We've got crackers, no gluten

fuck crackers.

it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?

hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit

Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA

fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?

Florida.

i knew it

look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.

i'm going WEAST

Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.

honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.

What the fuck are you saying?

all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.

B R E A D B A N K

by .Greg. October 10, 2020

The K.A.A.N effect

To chop up multiple takes of a vocal performance, and then fading them all together to create the illusion that the vocalist isn’t taking breaths.

Invented by Maryland-born rapper, K.A.A.N in 2014.

That ain’t circular breathing that he’s using, it’s the K.A.A.N effect! Now start learning how to comp!

by Justicewithtacosandweed December 18, 2019

A.N.C.M.

The term used by pilots in emergency situations to describe the priority of actions.

The flight instructor informed his student that the acronym A.N.C.M. which stands for: Aviate, Navigate, Communicate, Masturbate should be the order of priority in an emergency situation.

by green923jade May 1, 2017

S.A.N.J.S.

Shit Ain't No Joke Son "S.A.N.J.S."

S.A.N.J.S. - when a spectacular bike polo event occurs, you make someone look ridiculous and kick rocks, or your name is Corner Shot.

I stormed by this sucker on my bike playing grass polo and scored a self-header on his sucker goalie and it was S.A.N.J.S. I then proceeded to state S.A.N.J.S because the event was so embarrassing for the two players I just schooled.

by Corner Shot January 8, 2013

B.A.G.A.N.

Adjective meaning something cannot get more hood, baller, dank, tight, cool, etc. Meaning "Baller Ass Gangster Ass Nigger."

BCheck is mackin' on dem ladies tonight. I guess that's why they call him BCheck21, B.A.G.A.N.!

by Clit Lipz September 25, 2011

b.a.g.a.n.

ball ass gangsta ass nigga

bcheck21 balla ass gangsta ass nigga, that music was some ball ass gangsta ass nigga shit bcheck 21 is a b.a.g.a.n.

by bcheck21 July 7, 2011