Financial A.I.D.S.

When somebody is so unwise with money that it tends to die slowly and painfully in the stock market, "disappear," or is spent on useless items such as a "Margaritaville margarita machine" that person is said to have financial A.I.D.S.; the opposite of a Jew.

Guy 1: "Dude, why's your dad so depressed?"
Guy 2: "He invested $500,000 in Sbarro's Pizza because it was his favorite mall food, and they went bankrupt this morning."
Guy 1: "Sounds like someone has financial A.I.D.S."

by $p00n May 10, 2011

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WR.A.I.D.S

When an athlete (for example Wide Receiver) develops an unexplained, mysterious and disabling illness of unknown origin, prognosis, and duration.

Jeremy Maclin has been sick for four months. At first they thought it was Mono, but it turns out he has WR.A.I.D.S!

by Black Steel August 14, 2011

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“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

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by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

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A.D.I.D.A.S.

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by Matt October 27, 2003

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A.D.I.D.A.S.

A brand of shoe invented by German Adolph "Adi" Dassler. He invented the modern sneaker with his brother, Rudolph. The two had a falling out, and Rudolph went on to found the Puma brand.

Scheisse! My idiotic brother's ADIDAS brand is outselling mine!

by AngryChegro July 10, 2003

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