by laura June 15, 2006
1. an absorbent cloth or paper for wiping and drying something wet, as one for the hands, face, or body after washing or bathing.
2. the one thing left in your flat belong to your ex girlfriend who insists on whinging about how she hasn't got it back yet. Even though she won't come round and get it and you already got all her other stuff back to her via her friends. Plus it's just a fucking towel!!!!
2. the one thing left in your flat belong to your ex girlfriend who insists on whinging about how she hasn't got it back yet. Even though she won't come round and get it and you already got all her other stuff back to her via her friends. Plus it's just a fucking towel!!!!
by fuckyfuckfuck April 18, 2007
by slangmonkey January 23, 2004
I was in the lockeroom and I just got out of the shower and someone toweled me. Everyone saw my dick.
by Scarface2 May 08, 2006
by saringe October 20, 2003
(v)to like whorish girls,
to ask a girl out only to find out that this whore is afraid to go out with u bcz she doesnt want to cheat on u.
to want a crazy bitch
(n) anyone named andres
to ask a girl out only to find out that this whore is afraid to go out with u bcz she doesnt want to cheat on u.
to want a crazy bitch
(n) anyone named andres
by spyrkadyrkastan February 23, 2008
adj. Nasty, disgusting. Originated when I wiped my ass with a towel and my brother later wiped his face with it.
Example 1: Dude, that green toenail is so towel!
Example 2:
Me: Did you eat that nacho off the ground?!
Geek kid: Yes.
Me: Dude, that's so towel. GOD!!
Example 2:
Me: Did you eat that nacho off the ground?!
Geek kid: Yes.
Me: Dude, that's so towel. GOD!!
by Jaredthekid January 04, 2005