Torta Lasagna

A cringe song made by boisbois2 on youtube. It is a minecraft parody of Bitch Lasagna by PewDiePie

Will: Whats your favourite song?
Mark: Torta Lasagna!!!

by Boisbois2 June 10, 2019

Lil torta

Lil torta is the goat and the cutest guy ever, and can steal anyone’s girl. He says “small dick big dreams” but he has the longest pp ever no cap.

Hey look it’s lil torta

by The_lil_torta October 9, 2020

torta g

A handsome mexican with a long fat dick

A teen that is not a fuckboi and is a guy that cares about peoples feelings .. Torta g

by Torta G October 31, 2017

tortas

Overused shoes. Usually referring to worn out shoes OR the only shoes you've worn for months. You might use this when you're angry with someone for wearing the same shoes.

"Oh my god, you only ever wear those tortas anymore!"

by Whitexican July 18, 2016

Torta

A thicc Mexican or Hispanic mami. One step above gorditas on the size scale (L vs XL.) There are tortas that exist who are also fine ass chulas.

Me: Her titties won’t stop staring at my eyes.

Friend: Who’s?

Me: La torta in the red.

Friend: Chale güey.

by anonymous June 28, 2021

Torta

A torta is a woman who loves to eat hot cheetos in the morning and is in a size XL or XXL.

Damn that torta is firme.

by las chonchitas. May 24, 2023

torta di riso

Emilian’s cake made with boiled rice, eggs and sugar. You can find it in few Italian city because it's really typical.

Can you buy me a piece of Torta di riso?

by MayaPaga January 21, 2023