British Cannoli

Brits love chocolate and creme.

So you creme a brits anus plug it up until they need to defecate, then unplug, catch in in a glass and chill for 1hr - feed to guests sprinkle with cinnamon.
Jerry Hoyl: Hey Jenn, did you enjoy that British Cannoli my wife and I made last night?
by BigSausageMuscle August 30, 2019
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twat cannoli

the milky white discharge released from a female during the peak of sexual intercourse; also referred to as 'cream'
i was with a girl last night, it was amazing. she came so hard there was a definate twat cannoli
by chris andersjew October 20, 2010
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Cannoli Topping

When a girl wears a corset and she can't fit into it.
Wow, Miranda Lambert was really cannoli topping on the CMT Awards this year.
by Mosby B. Jones June 12, 2013
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Shit cannoli

A cannoli you fill with shit and give to your friend as a prank.
“Ugh what is this?!”
“Hah I got you good with another shit cannoli you FUCKER!”
by Cannoli_shitter July 8, 2018
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rusty cannoli

The act of a woman defecating on one's penis, then inserting said poopdick into the vagina for an eventual creampie.
Everything was going great with the anal, until she pooped on me. I'ma get mines, though, so I gave her the rusty cannoli.
by themeatsweats May 6, 2019
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The Canton Cannoli

When you stick a cannoli around your penis and your partner (male or female) cleans off the cannoli with their mouth, leading to a creamy adventure.
Hey, I have an extra cannoli, wanna spice it up and do the Canton Cannoli?
by bigthiccenergy January 27, 2022
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