Brits love chocolate and creme.

So you creme a brits anus plug it up until they need to defecate, then unplug, catch in in a glass and chill for 1hr - feed to guests sprinkle with cinnamon.
Jerry Hoyl: Hey Jenn, did you enjoy that British Cannoli my wife and I made last night?
by BigSausageMuscle August 31, 2019
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the milky white discharge released from a female during the peak of sexual intercourse; also referred to as 'cream'
i was with a girl last night, it was amazing. she came so hard there was a definate twat cannoli
by chris andersjew October 4, 2010
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Is a baker of sweet deserts , but adds his protein in the filling . Often will bring to work in lieu of donuts or bear claws . His enjoys watching people unknowingly eat his come. Unlike a coffee pisser who does it for spite and punishment , he thinks everyone should have some of him in them; it is his perverse way of bonding.
Dude don't eat Franks treats. I think he is a cannoli creamer. You ever take notice the joy on his face when everyone grabs his cream filled baked goods? No, Frank is a great guy everybody likes him, he wouldn't do that?
by Dick Goesinya June 2, 2017
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The act of a woman defecating on one's penis, then inserting said poopdick into the vagina for an eventual creampie.
Everything was going great with the anal, until she pooped on me. I'ma get mines, though, so I gave her the rusty cannoli.
by themeatsweats May 7, 2019
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A cannoli you fill with shit and give to your friend as a prank.
“Ugh what is this?!”
“Hah I got you good with another shit cannoli you FUCKER!”
by Cannoli_shitter July 8, 2018
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When a girl wears a corset and she can't fit into it.
Wow, Miranda Lambert was really cannoli topping on the CMT Awards this year.
by Mosby B. Jones June 12, 2013
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