South Caldwell High School located in Hudson NC is one of the 3 schools in Caldwell county, all the girls are notoriously horny and will definitely drop their pants if you ask them too. If you meet a virgin at this school, they’re either super religious or extremely weird there is no in between. Everyone is so fucked up on nicotine and xans if you talk to someone they’re most likely going to call you a fuck nigga and ask to hit your vape. Yeahhh SSTID? More like how’d you get that STD you nasty little bastard. Unless you are a drugged out up shot, stay as far away from that shit hole as you possibly can.
Bro be careful, that bitch goes to South Caldwell High School, she definitely has vagina spiders
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Used to describe someone that is extremely volatile and mean. Backstabber.
A kid that should be in anger management more often....
by Dybbuk March 6, 2005
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Señora Caldwell

A complete fuck head who is a Karen and probably one of the most annoying people u will ever meet
OMG!!! why the hell does there have to be a Señora Caldwell in my life?!?!
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Brooke Caldwell

Brooke Caldwell doesn’t believe in casual interactions. To her, every person she meets has a story, a purpose, and a lesson to teach. She’ll casually drop lines like, “Nobody important? In all my years, I’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important before,” as if it’s the most obvious thing in the world. She sees value in every encounter, and her ability to make you feel seen, whether you’re a stranger or her best friend, is one of the reasons people gravitate toward her. She’s the type of person who believes that everyone has something worth offering, and she’ll remind you of it when you least expect it.
Person 1: “Brooke Caldwell just said ‘nobody important?’ and went on about how everyone has something to offer.”
Person 2: “Of course she did. She’s like a walking TED talk on human connection. Everyone’s important to her.”
by TarinWinslow July 26, 2025
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Ryan Caldwell

A huge dick in the ass that never pays out.
Has Ryan Caldwell still not payed you out?
by Avatarleon July 18, 2017
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Kentavious Caldwell-Pope

The most handsome being alive. Perfect in every way shape and form. Also happens to be the greatest basketball player of all time, with two NBA championships.
Bro, you might've cured cancer, but you're not Kentavious Caldwell-Pope!
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David Caldwell

One of the most intelligent people you will ever know. Street and book smart. Extremely funny, but only for people who actually like humor. Pretty old school when it comes to respect, but that’s the best kind of respect. He may be respectful and is the kind of guy who helps an old lady walk the street, but he’s also the kind of guy who will throw you across the room if you piss him off. If you ever meet a David Caldwell, you won’t ever forget him. He may become your best friend or he might think you’re retarded and annoying. But if you get the chance to become his best friend, you’re one of the luckiest!
Yo, that David Caldwell is cool! Idk if I want to ask him about history or ask him advice on going to pound town?
by 999merie March 8, 2021
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