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Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

An expression of extreme disbelief or shock.
Obama hasn't been lynched yet? Well butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.
by obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 1, 2009
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butter my back and call me a biscuit

Something to be said when some thing completely and utterly random happens/is said.
Duncan: "Hey, do guys seen my chocolate salamander?"
Fandango: "Well butter my back and call me a biscuit!"
by Zorgithatoob November 30, 2010
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drop it like a slippery stick of butter

something you say when you just want the conversation to end.
Ian: Lara why are you so special and not in a good way?
Lara: Ian just drop it like a slippery stick of butter

Ian: Ms McClain can i go to the nurse?
Ms. McClain: Why, Ian?
Ian: My scars hurting...
Ms. McClain: What?
Ian: From all these dementors.
Ms. McClain: What?
Ian: I REALLY NEED TO KILL SOME HORCRUXES
Ms. McClain: Ian just drop it like a slippery stick of butter!
by BigCatSkibbie November 21, 2010
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monokuma's butter, taka's boyfriend is now butter
Mondo butter, what a tragedy, what a bummer! smells great! wonder, what my pancakes will taste like now? So! Sad! You know, you should blame it all on that Junko! But grab a spoonful, and lets get ready for some chow!!

Mondo butter, what a tragedy what a bummer: Meaning the song that Monokuma had made for Mondo's execution (getting turned into butter)
by olikinne August 25, 2022
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like a hot knife through butter

moving through a group of people with no resistance
"The jammer for the Putas del Fuego moved through the pack of rollergirls like a hot knife through butter" said the announcer ,Wundamike.
by Motorblade June 25, 2006
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Butter me up and call me a biscuit

To be gassed up to the point you feel good and warm inside like a biscuit.
We’ll butter me up and call me a biscuit why you at it!
by Jobengi March 16, 2023
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a dog with peanut butter

When someone chews for no reason even though they're not eatting
Malcom:Hey joey what are you eating seems delicious

Joey: mmm nothin man

Maclom: A dog with peanut butter huh

Joey: chewing huh

Malcolm: laughter
by cityguy17 July 19, 2010
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