bake a ham

to bake a ham is to take a shit, one of the big hard ones that plop when it hits the water!

pardon me, folks, i gots ta go bake a ham!

by "Big Steve" Call March 10, 2008

bake a foam cake

The act of throwing up.

Those comments on his FB page, make me want to bake a foam cake.

by cubudman August 21, 2012

Bake a cake

Another word for fucking.
You can also say "to bake a cake" or "we're gonna bake a cake."

Simple, no other way around it.

Nick: What are we gonna do after we wash those dishes?

Leah: We're going to be bake a cake ;

by m/squeeks13 February 17, 2010

bake-a-holic

Someone obsessively in love with anything and everything related to baking.

One of the main reasons I love my mom so much? She is an obsessed superb bake-a-holic.

by rperazag July 27, 2010

Bake a cake

Sexual intercourse. Parents often say this when they're around child(ren) or when children walk in on them.

Kid: What are you doing in the bed with mommy?
Dad: We're about to bake a cake.
Kid: Can I join?
Dad: This is a very special cake. Only 2 people can make it.

by Sam Leisenring April 11, 2015

bake a cake

It means to take a shit. The first I heard of it was from a Cheech and Chong comedy album.

Gina, I often bake a cake in the morning, right after coffee.

by Enik January 22, 2005

bake a cake

the act of fellatio

Betty baked a cake for Barry last night.

by larry January 1, 2004