96 means your in the friendzone. The reason it's 96 is because of the # 69. And as you all know 69 is a sexual position and if you in that 96 you ain't getting none.
Echo: I got Friendzoned, So it don't feel too hot, Cheer me up bra
Dante: What do you mean you got friendzoned xDD
Echo: The pain I feel is unfathomable, Too the full extent of the word, I'm too Friendzonable
I'm deep in that 96, Homes
Dante: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(True Story, I'm Echo (ಥ‸ಥ))
Dante: What do you mean you got friendzoned xDD
Echo: The pain I feel is unfathomable, Too the full extent of the word, I'm too Friendzonable
I'm deep in that 96, Homes
Dante: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(True Story, I'm Echo (ಥ‸ಥ))
by Echoes The Grappler March 5, 2017
What happens when 2 people are so tired of doing 69 that they roll over onto their other side and fall asleep and do a 96.
by lvkurtcsband November 20, 2004
when a dating couple are too concerned with each other they forget about there friends and only think of them selves and always have to be stuck up each others asses (96)
GUY 1: wheres josh?
GUY 2: with jolynn
GUY 1: god this is like the 100th time this week
GUY 2: god they are always stuck up each others asses all the damn time there 69ing the wrong way
GUY 1: yea there not 69ing there 96ing
(both guys begin to laugh at how true it is)
GUY 2: with jolynn
GUY 1: god this is like the 100th time this week
GUY 2: god they are always stuck up each others asses all the damn time there 69ing the wrong way
GUY 1: yea there not 69ing there 96ing
(both guys begin to laugh at how true it is)
by daky182 July 5, 2011
by otakupersonorwhateves March 13, 2016
When I was at my gf Jenny's family reunion andshe did the 96 position on me because I threw up on her mom's favorite cat.
by Ifrit the Aurora A.K.A. The Super Duper Magic Pole Grinder March 21, 2006
When a dude has a drunk hook up and he goes down to eat out a girl and then decides he wants a blow job too so he rotates around so he is face fucking her mouth hole with his asshole on her nose.
by Calvin Schiraldi May 11, 2005
1.) The opposite of a sixty-nine (69). When two people suck on each others's brown eye or anus or asshole.
by taker May 13, 2006