34.5

34.5, exactly half of 69; Slang for a blow job or half of the sexual act of sixty-nining.

Bitch I want some 34.5

by Mega Hemroids October 11, 2020

34 1/2

giving yourself oral sex

A man sucking his own dick, or a woman eating herself out

by max April 7, 2004

34%er

a ratio used to describe someone's level of retardness or stupidity. The higher the percentage rate the stupider you are ranked. 34%er Awards are usually handed out weekly for the 34%er of the week.

Annual award show date & location TBD.

Am I online ? Because I'm out playing tennis right now.

Hey 34%er you're still on online.

by TG33 April 30, 2010

34 34

34 34 is the bag that heroin is usually sold in. Its a little tiny zip lock bag and 34/34 is the size. just like 58/58 are smaller bags and crack is usually in them

I got dat 34 34!!!

by MZ34 August 22, 2011

34 1/2

Having Mutual oral sex with a midget or someone half you size.

Yeah, this chick was so short that when we sixty-nined it turned into a 34 1/2!

by JD Lucas June 18, 2003

34 dildos

Something only a Taylee would have in the room all over her walls

Taylee why do u have 34 dildos ?

by Taco12344321 January 22, 2018

34 Simp Street

34 Simp Street is a group chat on twitter that was originally made for Quackity stans. People who stayed after one of Quackitys streams were added into a group. It’s group is one of, if not, the most popular group chat in the Quackitwt fandom! Their group is known for it’s funny and chaotic members. They even have an account specifically made for their group chat that every member has access to! They make dumb tweets and interact with other people in the fandom as well! Their members on its own are very kind and are very responsible, despite their silly and chaotic façades they put on for the internet to see. They take accountability for their mistakes and are very helpful in our community! They support a lot of people, even if they barely know the person, and will hold other people accountable for their mistakes, no matter how close they were with each other. And although their twitter group may be closed, they have a discord that everyone can join! (They have spoke out about their gc being permanently closed due to fandom drama. They don’t want things they say in their group to be taken out of context and cause unnecessary drama, so they only add people they trust : )

A new person in our fandom: Hey! Could you all introduce me to some group chats? I still want to meet some new people! :)
Simp Street member/other fandom member: Hey, you could check out Soap House, Fish Pog Cult, or 34 Simp Street! They’re pretty cool groups and their members are also extremely chill! <3

by gayobama August 10, 2020