45 year old man going through a midlife crisis. Lives in Florida. Has a mullet. Ex-Convict. Probably stares at the children's genitalia at the playground. Goes mudding with his 12 year old son. His wife left him because he drinks non stop and licks her without consent. Listens to Nickelback 24/7. He stands up for his country. Supports Trump. Has a confederate flag on the back of his truck and always keeps a cigarette in his mouth.
My name is Harris and I am a proud Ford F-150 owner. Father of 7, and 3 ex wives. I Love the U.S. and little girls/boys.
by mellowyellowbro October 29, 2019
by Pinard December 18, 2021
by SirDerpo May 16, 2022
"Hey, did you see that cool new place around here?"
"No, what's the address?"
"150 Freston Road"
"Alright"
*goes on google maps"
"Oh god."
"No, what's the address?"
"150 Freston Road"
"Alright"
*goes on google maps"
"Oh god."
by SquishyMelon May 26, 2023
In the UK.
Hym "150 stabbings a day. Banning guns somehow didn't stop the murder. Which is why I refuse to give up my 2nd amendment rights. If I interact with the law in any way shape or form that requires me to do so, I will stab a child. And if I do not receive credit and payment from the creation of AI (and I've already stated in the terms of service what I expect to be paid and in using my work you have agreed to those terms) I WILL inevitably interact with the law."
by Hym Iam May 08, 2025
ford f one fifty, verb, to be f-150'd
have you ever had a home just for it to get raped by your dads hamsters because you wanted to fuck your step cousin while watching sausage party on Netflix and cum so hard you turn her brown eyes white?
thats what it feels like to drive a ford f-150
have you ever had a home just for it to get raped by your dads hamsters because you wanted to fuck your step cousin while watching sausage party on Netflix and cum so hard you turn her brown eyes white?
thats what it feels like to drive a ford f-150
man i had the best dream that i was driving a ford f-150 last night and found my step cousin,
did you fuck?
yeah i pounded her like a monkey wrench on a Cummins engine
did you fuck?
yeah i pounded her like a monkey wrench on a Cummins engine
by great northern 1246 November 05, 2023
Person 1: Yo go 150 on the dash for da vid fham
Person 2 Okok snm
*crashes going 150 in a 40 zone and totals car*
Person 2 Okok snm
*crashes going 150 in a 40 zone and totals car*
by Sexiest Mf Ever February 15, 2022