February 14

Give your valentine a card asking for a kiss

Person 1: "Oh its February 14th, you know what that means?"
Person 2: " Fine I'll ask her for a kiss"

by Hazaxxxxxx January 03, 2022

February 14

February 14 is national Attack on Titan day, if you do not pledge right now Captain Levi will brutally slaughter you in his sleep.

Person: YO it’s February 14 do you have a valentine for Valentine’s Day?
Person 2: No wdym it’s Attack on Titan day

by Jaylee_thewaffle February 13, 2021

February 14

National slap a guy named Liam day unless he askes you out.

February 14:
"Hey y/n did Liam ask you out?"

"Yeah I guess I cant slap him :("

by Sophiscool_1 February 07, 2022

February 14

a day where ugly people get chocolates from their parents

boy1: hey did you get a valentine
boy2: i got some chocolate from my parents
boy1: that makes sense

valentines day February 14

by largedonkey64545 January 27, 2021

February 14

The birthday of the guy destined to be a sex god

Guy 1:Did you hear it's Tyler's birthday today?
Guy 2: It's February 14? Damn I bet he gets more girls than both of us combined

by cedwerd November 28, 2019

February 14

Where you make your dumb boyfriend buy you something or kick him in the balls :)🥰

You: “Hey babe did u get me anything?”

Him: “No whats today again”
You: “February 14 duh valentines day”
Him: “Oh yea no”
You: “Kick him in the balls” 😩

by Youuanddmeetogetherforeveeer February 12, 2021

February 14

The day where one dumbass called another dumbass a whore, and boom they became friends (eventually something else but shhh)

me: remember when i called you a whore one February 14?
matt: ...
me: you're still a whore

by sssenpai? April 23, 2020