1-800-choke-dat-hoe

Tyler Perry's way of saying that a female needs to stop being rude and ignorant to her man

i need to cal 1-800-choke-dat-hoe on her bro.

by Fridayy,dasswassupp December 2, 2011

1-800-I-WHOOP-ASS

A hotline for women to refer men to who rudely hit on them in front of their significant other, or just hit on them in general.

Girl 1: "This scrubby ass guy try getting my number today."

Girl 2: "You should've told him 1-800-I-WHOOP-ASS..."

by Silvermold November 21, 2011

1-800-273-8255

A number that "wholesome" asswipes will spam everywhere when you make a suicide joke. Google also shoves it in your face, too.

They'll also spam it when you are genuinely contemplating suicide to try and keep you from doing it, despite the fact that humanity probably has only 15-20 years left as a species so living through the next extinction event would be far more excruciatingly painful.

"Suicide is badass" - Frank Reynolds

Person: God damn, sea levels are rising, Russia and NATO are warmongering with each other, inflation is batshit insane, i think it might be a good time to kill myself since i probably won't live much longer anyway.
<3princessrainbowsparkles<3: NOdont kill urself!!! 1-800-273-8255!!1!1!1! TEmp0rary problem perminent solutieon!!!1!!1

by PNurBH February 28, 2023

1-800

An indicator that the phone number that has 1-800 in it is probably crappy.

Ad: CALL 1-800-GOT-JUNK!
Jamal: Fuck off, low budget advertisement having-ass bitch!

by trenchman February 14, 2020

1-800-got-junk

A company that gets rich off eviction notices.

Someone tied to the company 1-800-got-junk might not only help get rid of your stuff, they might try and help get you evicted, that way somebody will call the company, even if none of the stuff in your home was junk to you.

by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020

1-800 cars for kids

A typo of "1-800 Kars for Kids", a Jewish organization that took donations of cars to fund raise for youth, but concealed that the money would only benefit hasidic jewish children.

"I donated my old car to 1-800 Cars for Kids"
"Bro that only helps Jewish children"

by Rev39 August 21, 2025

1-800-696-9696

The Find A Single hotline, especially for gay men.

Man 1: I need a fuckbuddy, I'm tired of those websites.
Man 2: Call this number! 1-800-696-9696

by its not cup! May 15, 2019