mother

an annoying little creature set out to embarrass us all

Oh shit my mom is subbing my class!

by kim March 4, 2004

Mother

Not Melanie Martinez

Omg that’s mother (Lana del Rey)

by Idk 26 April 26, 2023

Mother

Someone who is always there for you when life gets you down. A mother is a person who puts her kids needs before her own and doesn’t even think twice. A Mother would take a bullet for her family and even worse just to make sure they are safe and live a happy life.

Landry- who is that woman over there she has a heart of gold!

Landon- She just took a bullet for her kids.

Rose- She is a true Mother.

by Pseudonym12387 June 6, 2018

mother

Over-used. Not funny. Quit saying it. Goes along with "your mom" jokes. Those are ridiulous too.

Word to your mother!

by Roxanne November 6, 2004

mother

The woman whose tits you once sucked on and loved it.

Got milk? Got mother

by rascal fumed row March 4, 2009

Mother

The person who tucks you in at night, the person to love you when you mess up, the person who embarrasses you in front of your friends.

I love my mother, she is so motherly

by 🚀Rocket November 8, 2022

mother

It's something that is so big it broke the stairway to heaven and got sent back to earth and so god tried to make it into her own planet but she was too big that the flash died running not even halfway around her. She is so fat she crushed god himself.

person 1: Your mom is so fat when she goes to the movie theater she sits next to everyone.

person 2: Yes, agreed

Your mother is something that is fatter than anything in the world

by Urban_Dictionary1010 December 12, 2022