Wipe, Baby Wipe, Shower

The approved method to rid your bunghole of democrat (shit).

You must wipe, baby wipe, shower to properly clean your ass post defecation.

by Rev Sharpton October 12, 2025

Baby Shower

In spite, bang out a load into a lady's luffa before it's use

Bitch drank my last beer! I see a baby shower in her future.

by Rwgnstein January 20, 2017

Baby shower

When you work for 3-4 years to fill up a water tower full of semen and once it's completely filled activate the pipes

I gave a whole town a baby shower

by LANDON IS DUMBB December 9, 2024

Golden Baby Shower

After finishing on a person’s face, you piss on them to clean it off

Person 1: “Damn, Amy is in to Golden Baby Showers!” It was kinda gross…”

Person 2: “Wtf bro why you gotta share that at lunch!”

by IGottaPhDtoBloeShtUp October 14, 2022

baby shower

the act of ejaculating on your partners hair, then they proceed to rub it in like shampoo

That dude Bailey gave Lexi the baby shower, after the movie

by babyshower69 May 29, 2022

Give you a "baby shower"

When a guy finishes on your face.

Guy to his girl " I'm gonna give you a "baby shower". All over your face."

by ADray707 January 4, 2023

Alabama baby shower

The act of ejaculating on a closely related family member

My cousin was giving me the coke fuck me look last night, so I took her home and gave her the ol Alabama baby shower

by Dankone January 20, 2024