Winning 

A phrase started by the TV-show actor Charlie Sheen. This word can be used in describing anything that is great. "Not winning" is obviously used to describe something not as great.

Bob: I totally banged that hot chick, Ashley, last night.
Sam: Dude, that's winning.
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John: Man, I can't believe Samantha dumped me...
Ryan: I know, bro. That's not winning.

Winning by chikkachea March 27, 2011

winning 

What you call yourself when you are trying to convince the world that you are not a crazy crack-addicted man-whore.

Guy, who is a loser, masturbating to sexy computer-generated characters from video games and anime drawings of girls showing their underwear at 4 in the morning in his mom's basement wiping the tears away: "I am winning."

winning by ChuckChaser69 March 22, 2011

Winning 

A word overused by charlie sheen to label everything he does

Come Wednesday they're gonna be naming it Charile Bros not Warner Bros . . . duh Winning!

Winning by winninggoddess4CharlieSheen March 27, 2011

Winning 

Roughly synonymous with "getting your ass kicked". Winning! is often a result of pissing off everyone you know and getting canned. There is a fine line between Winning! and OD'ing! or Dying of some kind of VD! Side effects include being arrested and losing all respect.

Man 1: I just got fired for being an arrogant prick and abusing every substance known to man, such as alcohol, prescription pills, sex, and enough cocaine to keep Colombia's economy thriving. Not to mention the time I threatened to cut my wife's head of with a pen knife and mail it to her mom...
Man 2: Dude, your winning even more than charlie sheen.

Winning by tigerblood15 March 29, 2011

Winning 

What Charlie Sheen is doing right now.

"Just winning, every day. Defeat not an option."

"Duh, winning! It’s, like, guys, IMDB right there, 62 movies and a ton of success. I mean, c’mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn’t even trying. I wasn’t even warm.”

Charlie Sheen is not bi-polar, he is bi-winning.

Winning by Dell_Tron March 17, 2011

winning 

being less shit than someone else

"When Daniel beat Jonathan in the "yo momma" contest, he was considered winning!"

winning by Tom Nashed May 15, 2008

Winning 

When someone is going through a self-destructing, downward spiral leading to a certain epic failure they may refer to it as "Winning." See also "Bi-winning"

Charlie Sheen, "I'm winning!"

Winning by krazzzz2000 March 18, 2011