divorce

the legal ending of a marriage

The reason why divorce is so expensive is because it's worth it.

divorce by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

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mini-divorce

A mini-divorce is what happens to students of the prestigious Vellore Institute of Technology when they break up after having pre-marital sex

Hey dude did you hear that shilpa just got mini-divorced? You should totally go for her now before she mini-marries someone else

mini-divorce by areybhaiya December 21, 2018

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If you touch a horse, you win the divorce!

A common idiom from 18th century Britain, first coined by Sir John Walters in reference to his ex-lover Caroline Milcke. The original phrasing, “place thy hand on a horse, and be victorious in the divorce.” This obscure idiom was adopted by 19th century romantics and its popularity grew exponentially. As of the early 20th century, the phrase was adapted to its current wording by Elizabeth Williams.

Well, you know what they say! If you touch a horse, you win the divorce!

If you touch a horse, you win the divorce! by Lissylooe January 3, 2020

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Divorce

A legal ending to a marriage usually caused by fighting cheating or abuse

Lydia : Im sure gonna miss you Chad you should come and visit me at college sometime! (wink)
Chad : Yeah I may just have to do that then I can fuck you and all your hot little friends! (wink)
Lydia : Oh baby Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad's Wife : I WANT A DIVORCE!
Chad : Yeah right we are not getting a Divorce I didn't do anything wrong!
Chad's Wife : REALLY! You stick your dick in everything but me and now you think you can do it in front of me!
Chad : FINE Pack your shit and get out of my house!
Chad's Wife : Your house I pay all the bills im a lawyer and your a fucking Big Lot's manager!
Chad : So I still help pay the bills BITCH!
Chad's Wife : You do not you spend all your money on women so you can fuck them!
Chad : FINE Keep the house i'll move in with Lydia were a couple now!
Lydia : Uh your not moving in my college dorm and we are not a couple your my brother!
Chad : Step Brother bitch and keep the fuck away you caused a me and my wife to get a Divorce!
Chad's Wife : No CHAD you caused this Divorce now GET THE FUCK OUT!
Chad : FUCK YOU FUCK YOU BOTH!

Divorce by SlopNChop December 3, 2018