plonk

Someone with a huge ego that should not have one; someone who brags at being good at something when their terrible at it. Also this person lies a lot.

Tom said that he was great at skateboarding, but when i asked him to go down the ramp, he fell and broke one of the wheels of his board; he is such a plonk!

by Tizzzy May 26, 2008

Plinky Plonk

A Chinese Karen

Some chinky person who thinks she owns

Everyone and everything

“ shutup you absolute plinky plonk, man ain’t no raaas claat bomboclaat fookin EEEEEdiot…”

by PoooosEclaay December 29, 2021

plinkety-plonk

too repeatedly whack someone on the head with a hammer.

`hey jim` `hey bob, guess what i did last night` `what?!` `i got plinkety-plonked` `wow, that must have felt good`

by plonker the donker September 15, 2017

Plink Plonk Jizz

The unusual sexual act of inserting Alker Seltzer up your rectum, followed by a quick hand shandy, and the imminent eruption of Jizz. See also Fizzing.

Pauls conventional Sunday afternoon hand shandy in front of the telly was taking a lot longer than usual so to speed him up he changed tact and decided on a Plink Plonk Jizz

by Lady Grey May 20, 2004

plonk za pony

to drown a fat person

"hey billy, check out that swimming fat person."
"Hey, it'll be really fun to plonk za pony."
"yeah!"

by debkat August 18, 2003

Plonk Wash

To be wanked off past the vinegar strokes, so you spill ya mess.

Go on love.. give us a plonk wash.

by PieboyB December 24, 2017

fat plonk

When someone shits in the girl's bathroom. Specifically a black stinky one.

Person 1: EW SOMEONE DID A FAT PLONK
Person 2: Isabel.

by personwhowritesdefiontions October 08, 2021