bad pookies
bad pookies by stephanie gonzalez October 16, 2008
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Porkins
A very fat man who is often upset by others calling him overweight or fat. Likes to date women of the dark variety and women he does not know. He often cries when people call him gay and is just the fat guy that everyone likes to make fun of. If you give him a chew, he will nearly throw up. He also is very self centered and thinks he's the best at everything, if he does not win he will make excuses as to why he didn't. His most distinct trait is his monstrous temper over things like video games. People often worry he may have a heart attack from his temper tantrums.
Porkins by Jeff Ibromawitz August 6, 2011
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Pookin
Pookin is when someone is watching someone or something being extremely observant, usually trying to catch them in the act of wrong doing and snitch.
Mane I was finna steal Michael Browns wallet after they merked his ass but errbody was straight pookin. (Or) Them damn spooks keep pookin on my whip they're gonna get curb stomped if they don't kick rocks.
Pookin by all i want is a big booty hoe January 13, 2015
Pooking
When one has an intestinal blockage for so long that a fully-formed turd reverses itself and is puked (or "pooked") up.
Pooking by Panda Lundberg February 22, 2008