Nebraska hemp bush

A plant commonly grown in eastern Nebraska that is totally illegal. Not to be discouraged people still grow it. Why? Well they are Nebraska so that's why. Also not to be confused with the hemp of Colorado. Nebraska hemp is much less powerful and you often just end up with a major headache.

So Eric you still owe me some of that Nebraska hemp bush.

by €olishpolish December 17, 2016

Hemped up

Fucked up, on drugs, or just plain stupid

Man Jerry was so hemped up when he was trying to explain his schedule with me

by Oldcoupleproblems:/ January 8, 2018

Hemp Kempe

Someone who overly attached to their weed, and is brought to tears at the first sight or smell of it. (In reference to the 14th-15th century pilgrim Margery Kempe.)

Don't be such a Hemp Kempe man, you're getting on everyone's nerves.

by Corn Hungis December 14, 2021

hemp brother

A hemp brother is a dude you like to get stoned with.

What's up? You got that A1 hemp brother?
You're my hemp brother

by Shmomp October 4, 2017

hemp temp

The urge to smoke marijuana.

I've got a mad hemp temp, brother.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

Hemp Mat

A mat used in yoga that is literally made from a hemp plant.
Usually thrown down in a room belonging to a frequent stoner.

Stoner 1: Dude, what's on your bedroom floor? It feels nice..
Stoner 2: Yea man, just a hemp mat I picked up from the hippie store across the street. Real nice..

by TheWorldShouldKnowThis June 29, 2010

hemp whore

The Hemp Whore, is a rare, but lethal stoner. Also commonly known for their tendencies to "whore" around and smoke other peoples weed. They also may try to steal your grinder. Watch out for the Hemp Whores who have been known to spread herpes through shared pipes/bongs/hockey pucks/Jango blocks.

(Hemp) (whore) Adj.

Mary Jane: The other day I ran into a hemp whore, Blake, and he smoked all my weed.

by Nose_picker69 June 14, 2014