abe lincoln 

come on guys, the sex act definitions are just wrong and disgusting. all of you people who defined them are sexist mysogynists who I hope will never get a girl on whom they could try this technique.

anyways, honest abe was quite possibly the greatest president the us has ever had. he freed the slaves, united the country, and lived in a log cabin.

abe lincoln was an awesome president.

abe lincoln by gwb sucks October 7, 2006

abe lincoln 

When you donkey punch a girl and knock her out and you jiz all over her face, cut her pubes, and paste them on her face..and lastly..you shit on her head.

i gave that girl an abe lincoln last night.

abe lincoln by guloof December 11, 2003

Abe Lincoln 

An Abe Lincoln is when someone goes into the bathroom and pees on their hand, then proceeds to exit the bathroom and shake someone elses hand.

Person 1: Hey bro, gimme some skin.
( Person 1 and Person 2 do complicated secret hand shake).
Person 2: Ewww, why is your hand all wet?
Person 1: I JUST PULLED AN ABE LINCOLN ON YOU, SON!

Abe Lincoln by Richeous Pterodactyl August 15, 2012

Abe Lincoln 

previous definitions but to a black girl and when your done you say "your free to go"

I came on a black girls face, threw my pubes on it to look like abe lincoln and said 'your free to go'

Abe Lincoln by wickadhawd July 6, 2010

Abe Lincoln 

When a group of guys put their hard dicks together, forming a structure that resembles a Lincoln Log cabin.

"Yo that was killer Abe Lincoln we built last night bro"
"Yeah, I can't believe we involved all the guys"
"No homo though"
"No homo"

Abe Lincoln by Horse Brutality October 8, 2014

abe lincoln 

U guys have got it all wrong...an abe lincoln is when you are doing a girl from behind and you're about to jiz...so you spit on her back and cut your pubes and stick them in your hand...then you take out your penis and when she turns around squirt it in her face and throw the pubes on and viola she looks like abe lincoln

y0 i pulled the old abe lincoln and dirty sanchez in the same night bro...i don't think i'm gonna get to spank her anymore.

abe lincoln by unbri August 22, 2006

Abe Lincoln 

1/4 Devil's Springs Vodka
1/4 Bacardi 151 Rum
1/2 Vanilla Coke (Regular cola is okay in a pinch)

The amount of rum and vodka should increase after every subsequent Abe. He/she should make it through four increasing strength Abes but he/she should be gone by the fifth. The fifth Abe should be barely brown/black and contain enough over-proof liqueur to kill a horse.

That dick-head only made it through three terms of Abe Lincoln. Pussy!!!

Abe Lincoln by perfect cruelty July 13, 2009