laptop poop 

The act of sitting on the toilet to empty your bowels, while using a laptop.

Screen name 1: dude what are you up to right now?
Screen name 2: taking a laptop poop
Screen name 1: really? me too lmao

laptop poop by Laptop pooper February 11, 2010

air poop 

fart

geahjkl;wrasd;jioga!

air poop by screw u July 14, 2003

Youtube poop 

Random youtube videos which usually contain randomness and nonsense. They are usually used for comedy purposes or for killing time. The most commonly used are the cd-i games of Legend of Zelda and a super mario game called hotel mario. They usually contain phrases "THIS IS SPARTAAA!!" from 300 and "mah boi" said by the old man from the LoZ cd-i game.

-Example-1 of Youtube poop-
Link: Great! I can't wait to-
*Mario appears*
Link: Pounce some *punches mario* dodongos!
-Ex 2-
Mario: Hey!
Luigi: Hey!
Mario: Get offa mah cloud
*repeat*
*Koopa flies away* Hey! You! Get offa mah cloud!
Mario: getoffgetoffgetoffgetoffmahcloud
*bleep*
Ex-3
DeDeDe: This is madness!
Meta Knight: Madness.
Meta Knight: THIS-IS-SPARTA! *kicks truck*

Youtube poop by Light Dragon February 20, 2011

squeem poop 

When you sent your dog to poop in enemy territory that is called "squeem poop".

I put your squeem poop in my mouth.

squeem poop by JimmyJoeb September 22, 2007

Mean Poop 

A poop that is mean

Someone: Sophia, why are you such a mean poop?
Sophia: Idk.

Mean Poop by Sugardoodles June 6, 2018

French Onion Poop 

A poop that has some stringy, onion like substance, but mostly consists of cloudy brown squirts. Often burns upon exit and could also be described as fire booty.

After a long night of drinking, jeff went to a taco truck and got a burrito to try and sober up. About 20 minutes later he charged into the bathroom to cook up a nice bowl of french onion poop.

French Onion Poop by Mosh1200 June 28, 2011

Parkersburg Poop Plug 

When a woman secretes fecal matter onto you falace as you enter her rectum, also known as poopy dick.

Pat pulled a Parkersburg Poop Plug with that girl he took home from the bar last night.

Parkersburg Poop Plug by Juggy-E-Fresh June 17, 2009