meat lovers phase

When a currently straight man used to sexually experiment with other men.

Link: “I had a meat lovers phase”
Rhett: “Is that a euphemism?”

by KittyGum May 27, 2024

Blue Meat

What your dick turns into when getting a handjob from a White Knuckler

Jordan: “Bro, this girl from church squeezed my dick so hard it gave me blue meat!”
Drew: “That’s what happens when you let a White Knuckler jerk you off.”

by pocketmuffin24 July 3, 2020

Meat Hoodie

Another name for foreskin.

He had a meat hoodie so I guess he isn't really Jewish.

by Badbrad September 24, 2016

Meat sleeps

When you give someone the meat and put ‘em to sleep

Travis took Esteban to pound town and gave him a case of the meat sleeps ; she woke up from the meat sleeps with a sore throat

by YourdadJason August 17, 2022

Meat knuckles

When a person is so fat, you can’t even see their knuckles from how fat their hands are.

Tom: check out my new finger tat
Dave: nice meat knuckles fatass

by I love my ego August 26, 2022

Schrodinger's meat

Similar to Schrodinger's cat, but instead of a cat it involves meat. This occurs when meat tastes undercooked and overcooked simultaneously.

Guy 1: Dude, this Big Mac got something wrong with it.
Guy 2: What do you mean?

Guy 1: It tastes burnt and raw at the same time.

Guy 2: Damn bro, they gave you some Schrodinger's meat.

by Convicted Felon April 21, 2021

meat-cock

A type of penis that is big, have the consistency of loin, and it must be stuffed in during sex.

I have a meat-cock, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

by Hmanlyman May 26, 2020