Mexican Cheese Farmer

A mexican cheese farmer is a mexican man/woman who harvests the smegma of every man he/she meets.

"Did you see that mexican cheese farmer last night?"
"yeah he came and took my smeg this morning"

by Smudgeeee September 22, 2009

Cream Cheese Fingers

When you finger someone’s pussy and the cum is thick, white and all over your fingers. Sometimes it can smell cheesy.

Bobby: I fingered Meghan yesterday and I made her so horny that I got cream cheese fingers
Billy: That’s awesome did you eat it with lox

by Osama 69/11 December 15, 2018

scammin' on my cheese

When your friend(s) comes over just to smoke your weed.

These dogs be scammin' on my cheese, man. They only show up when they are out of weed.

by cheesedogz2 October 21, 2013

Grilled cheese sandwich

(adj) When you go to fuck a girl the morning after a long night of shooting it in her dumpster. Its like peeling open a grilled cheese sandwich made with cheddr cheese.

I had to get the crowbar out to fuck her in her grilled cheese sandwich.

by bt January 12, 2005

melon cheese sex

If you are having sex with a watermelon or other similar fruit and more lubricant is required so you squirt in some cheese whiz.

i had some great melon cheese sex the other night, it was so moist and tasty afterwards.

by crazipaco February 6, 2009

chuck e cheese

A place for youngsters to have a good time and enjoy pizza.
Also a place to get fucked in public and nobody cares.

At chuck e cheese the other day, I was playing a car race game. I won, then a hot girl come up to me and sits on my lap. She pulled my pants down a little and proceeded to ride my cock in public.

by yomama0 January 29, 2014

Chilly dog with cheese

An extremely raunchy fecal sex act where you squat over your partner's chest and proceed to defecate between her breast leaving a long steaming piece of waste in your wake, this is the chilly as such in a chilly dog. Thereafter you arise and face your partner and begin to gag your self until you vomit onto the fecal excrement you just ejected. Once ready you begin to penetrate the mush with your phallus, a.k.a the hot dog, that is now positioned between your intimate partner's cleavage. If applicable take a deep inhale of the festering concoction to add more vomit or cheese to your chilly dog, when needed of course. Here is your chilly dog with cheese now enjoy. If further perversion is needed seek help. This act will ensure serve mental problems so be cautious when attempting. Psychiatric guidance suggested.

Would you like a chilly dog with cheese where i penetrate your shit and vomit covered tits?

by Sneaux Bake August 18, 2008